Chacham's Journal: What lines/jokes have you thought up?

What lines or jokes have you created? Even if they're stupid. Even if someone else came up with it, yesterday, yesteryear, or yestermillenium.

Mine are:

It's a bird, it's insane, no, it's Tux. Biting for truth, the Justice Department, and the Linux way.
Just my one cent. I'm too cheap to give the other.
What do you mean?!?! DOS _is_ the best Operating System. There is no System that needs to be operated on as much as DOS does!
Windows is such an old Operating System. Why not get a GNU one?
With enough cache, you can do anything.
Say this three times real fast: "Linux may mimic Minix, but Minix does not mimic Linux."
Q: What did the dying folicle say? A: "Here today, hair tomorrow."

May be stupid. But their mine. :-)

What's yours?

What the difference between protestors in France

[bmetzler]

and the protestors in Iraq?

Saddam doesn't need to encourage the protestors in France.

-Brent

Iraq meets Simon and Garfunkel

[MobyTurbo]

"We should bomb Iraq, until it becomes an island, then Simon and Garfunkel will come up with a new song...

"I am I-raq, I am an Island"