Journal Red4man's Journal: FUCK YOU, SLASHDOT! 10
Great. Wonder what you guys will break for that. Half the fun of visiting slashdot is to see "What did they completely fuck up today?"
Of courrse, half as fun is reading the comments to see who's dick the slashbot collective is sucking.
You know, I've been here a while..and it's time for a coup de gras.
Go Fuck Yourself, San Diego. You too, Slashbots!
Some fun fact for slashbots:
Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure. Natalie Portman isn't that attractive, she has no tits and the body of a 10 year old boy. Oh, wait, that's why you like her. Got it.
Cowboy Neal has his own zip code. When he sits around his house, he really sits around his house. The shoe shiners love him, because they know they don't actually have to shine his shoes, and that he has to take their word for it. Cowboy Neal hasn't seen his own penis without the help of a mirror since 3rd grade.
Samzenpus is a portmanteau of "Sam's a Pussy" which he ironically wishes he had... along with the body of a 10 year old boy so the slashbots would find him attractive.
Good bye, Slashdot. Goodbye, useless virgin slashbots. May all your parent's basements flood so you have to go out into the real world.
LOVE AND KISSES (but not really)
Red
P.S. For the Journal Circle Jerk: ROMNEY / RYAN 2012. WHY? BECAUSE I HATE YOU ALL AND WANT YOU TO DIE POOR, ALONE, AND NAKED IN THE FREEZING COLD LIKE YOU DESERVE.
Of courrse, half as fun is reading the comments to see who's dick the slashbot collective is sucking.
You know, I've been here a while..and it's time for a coup de gras.
Go Fuck Yourself, San Diego. You too, Slashbots!
Some fun fact for slashbots:
Barack Obama is a stuttering clusterfuck of a miserable failure. Natalie Portman isn't that attractive, she has no tits and the body of a 10 year old boy. Oh, wait, that's why you like her. Got it.
Cowboy Neal has his own zip code. When he sits around his house, he really sits around his house. The shoe shiners love him, because they know they don't actually have to shine his shoes, and that he has to take their word for it. Cowboy Neal hasn't seen his own penis without the help of a mirror since 3rd grade.
Samzenpus is a portmanteau of "Sam's a Pussy" which he ironically wishes he had... along with the body of a 10 year old boy so the slashbots would find him attractive.
Good bye, Slashdot. Goodbye, useless virgin slashbots. May all your parent's basements flood so you have to go out into the real world.
LOVE AND KISSES (but not really)
Red
P.S. For the Journal Circle Jerk: ROMNEY / RYAN 2012. WHY? BECAUSE I HATE YOU ALL AND WANT YOU TO DIE POOR, ALONE, AND NAKED IN THE FREEZING COLD LIKE YOU DESERVE.
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