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Real Friday Five (yeah, and you expected something geeky)

krow (129804) writes | more than 11 years ago

User Journal 8

1) And just what are you owed?
2) Will Bush get to level if he whacks Saddam?
3) Do you have to build a bowl in your mash potatoes for the gravy?
4) Four scoops of ice cream, your congressional member of your choice, and a hydrogen powered funny car.
5) Would you be willing to strip for the doom song?

1) And just what are you owed?
2) Will Bush get to level if he whacks Saddam?
3) Do you have to build a bowl in your mash potatoes for the gravy?
4) Four scoops of ice cream, your congressional member of your choice, and a hydrogen powered funny car.
5) Would you be willing to strip for the doom song?

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8 comments

Yea! Commenting enabled (1)

extra88 (1003) | more than 11 years ago | (#5618246)

(Now *everyone* can be dazzled by my cleverness)

1) You owe me awe!
2) Totally
3) Does making indentations with your nose count as "building a bowl?"
4) "Hillary, the only thing 'clean' about the time we're going to have is the fuel!"
5) No

5 Alive! (1)

einstein (10761) | more than 11 years ago | (#5618250)

1) R-E-S-P-E-C-T (sockittome-sockittome-sockittome)

2)if He has a good DM, nope. no display of creativity, he's just playing the same game his dad told him about when he was high on coke.

3)I don't HAVE to, but the world sure is more happy place when I have done so.

4)um.. as much fun as the Hydrogen powered funny car would be.. I'm gonna have to go with congress critter

5)No one wants to see that. I don't even know what the doom song is. strip to the music from doom? whatever floats your boat.

Re:5 Alive! (1)

insanecarbonbasedlif (623558) | more than 11 years ago | (#5619116)

About that sig... do I need protection to reply to your posts?!

Re:5 Alive! (1)

einstein (10761) | more than 11 years ago | (#5621522)

crap. it mutated. that can't be good.

5 @ 3:40pm EDT (1)

tf23 (27474) | more than 11 years ago | (#5618470)

1. the 20 bucks a buddy of mine owes me.

2. bush absolutely, positively, has to catch Sadam to have a chance at being reelected. If he don't catch Sadam, his 2nd best chance is catching bin laden. If he can't do that, he's SOL, because w/o a successful war, and the capture of one of those two, he won't be able to keep everyone's eyes off the US's sinking economy.

3. no you don't have to, but the gravy would surely slink over the the green beans and flirt with them. you can't have that kind of behavior when you have mashed potatoes and gravy. therefore, screw the idea of having vegetables, just load up on the good stuff and slop it all down the hatch with a cold one.

4. vanilla, vanilla bean, cookie dough, and sherbert... no, no sherb, make the last scoop vanilla w/ caramel and nuts (the name of which escapes me at the moment)

5. c'mon it's winter, there'll be no stripping allowed, until atleast mid-summer.

Ok (1)

insanecarbonbasedlif (623558) | more than 11 years ago | (#5619035)

1) I think I'm owed some virulent bacteria about now...
2) swipper swipper
3) more like a mild depression... nothing zoloft can't handle
4) Coffee, peppermint, spumoni(sp?), and tin roof sundae, None, and of course.
5) You wouldn't want me to... really

Response from the Wondrous !!C2K!! (1)

Com2Kid (142006) | more than 11 years ago | (#5625116)

1) I am owned that which I earn, that which my whiffle entails me to, and should I turn republican later in life, that which I grab from those who do not hold onto their possessions dearly enough.

2) No, Saddam is just a mid-level boss worth maybe 5000exp max. Bush needs at least 13,000exp to level. According to the Player's Guiode, Kim Jong-il is worth at least 10,000exp given Bush's current level, and as such should be more then enough to take Bush off of level 1.

3) Not necessarily, but otherwise gravy runs onto the vegetables. Depending on the type of vegetables this can be good or bad.

4) I'd shoot the fucker, eat the ice cream, and sell the car on E-Bay.

5) In a purely rhetorical sense;

would you be willing to face the consequences of me stripping?

Re:Response from the Wondrous !!C2K!! (1)

krow (129804) | more than 11 years ago | (#5625288)

Probably not :)

I am already deaf, don't need to be blind too.
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