Starship Trooper's Journal: URGENT NATIONAL SECURITY BULLETIN

by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday September 19, @03:31PM (#2321680)

[ed: this is a troll I wrote before I made the "Starship Trooper" account and became a career troll. I found it strangely enough through a random Google search, and thought it should be archived. -S.Trooper]

[update: Wow, some ass bit hard enough to copy this to his personal page (look for the Google-highlighted bit)!]

10 ways to tell if you or someone you know may be a potential terrorist:

1. They are shy or antisocial;
2. They spend a large percentage of their free time on a computer;
3. They are quick to criticise the government or corporations, often complaining about their "rights online";
4. They are obsessed with privacy;
5. They have a tendency to play violent computer games;
6. They frequently illegally copy music, movies, or software;
7. They listen to aggressive, "alternative" music;
8. They have an aversion to going outside;
9. They like to reverse-engineer, or "hack", anything they can for no substantive reason;
10. They use software such as Linux, which is designed by and for hackers.

For the sake of national security, please report all potential terrorists to the NSA.