Journal FortKnox's Journal: Let The Slashdot Photo Contest Begin! 3113
Any major website: (ie - slashdot/fark/memepool/etc...) Please don't link to this. My server is set up on my local cablemodem, and you would annihilate me. If someone wants to post a mirror and use that, fine, just don't hammer my site, please.
OK, so we have 44 contestants involved. All are slashdotters (the list is my next JE). Have fun attempting to figure out who is who based on their pictures.
The front page (with every pic thumbnailed) is http://www.marotti.com/slashdot/index.html.
Update: I am no longer accepting pictures. What you see is what you get.
OK, so we have 44 contestants involved. All are slashdotters (the list is my next JE). Have fun attempting to figure out who is who based on their pictures.
The front page (with every pic thumbnailed) is http://www.marotti.com/slashdot/index.html.
Update: I am no longer accepting pictures. What you see is what you get.
Picture 001 (Score:3)
Who could this be?
THIS IS NOT A VOTE... or a "threat" but a questio (Score:2)
Are we also in our non-threads to vote for who we think is the hottest/sexiest/whatever guy and girl?
Re:THIS IS NOT A VOTE... or a "threat" but a quest (Score:2)
Re:THIS IS NOT A VOTE... or a "threat" but a quest (Score:2)
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Pic 002 (Score:3)
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It's longer (and funnier) than that but it mirrors your sentiments.
Re:Pic 002 (Score:2)
I now call the people whose ancestors lived on this continent before my ancestors American Indians, even though they are not from India, because it was explained to me at great length that the words aboriginal, indigenous, and native are all deeply offensive.
Perhaps it's best to just give up on trying to not offend people. I'm going to start refering to people using Pantone codes.
Re:Pic 002 (Score:2)
From the black guy: "Call me black. The only people that care about politically correct terms are Feminists, and I'm not even a woman. I have never been to Africa, nor do I care to. My family's been here for hundreds of years, so for ethnicity, black, and nationality, American."
From the American Indian: "Person
Re:+1 Insightful (Score:2)
Pic 003 (Score:3)
Re:Pic 003 (Score:2)
No, I'm not a stalker.
Re:Pic 003 (Score:2)
well I'm FIVE nines (99.999%) sure of it!
And its got nothing to do with the pic on her website... nothing at all
Re:Pic 003 (Score:2)
I'm guessing that it's Some Woman... just a hunch.
Pic 004 (Score:3)
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Pic 005 (Score:3)
Re:Pic 005 (Score:2)
However, red5 seems like the type to lick somebody.
Pic 006 (Series of 4) (Score:2)
So, how does one go from an innocent child [marotti.com] to a crazy teenager with a knife [marotti.com] to a cannable [marotti.com] (what IS it with licking people... seriously!), to a stylish adult in a cool B&W pic [marotti.com]? Guess he got away with all his crimes
Re:Pic 006 (Series of 4) (Score:2)
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Pic 007 (Score:2)
(BTW - I -did- explain everything to her, including the journal, and she totally fell for i...er... she's cool with it).
Re:Pic 007 (Score:2)
(it won't let me post 3 words in all caps? Stupid slashdot, always interferring with my random marriage proposals.)
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Pic 008 (Score:2)
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Oh, and the light on the wet lips look like fangs.
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Only 2206 more comments before we break into the hof.
Pic 009 (Score:2)
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Pic 010 (Score:2)
If someone wants to rotate the pic, we can set the new pic in instead.
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Pic 011 (Score:2)
Pic 012 (Score:2)
Pic 013 (Score:2)
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Pic 014 (Score:2)
Pic 015 (Score:2)
Picture 016 (Score:2)
And it still looks like that to me...
gets my vote (Score:2)
Especially the rotating blades part.
Re:Picture 016 (Score:2)
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Re:Picture 016 (Score:2)
But, Com2Kid has said things that suggest that the thick dark hair won out over whatever it was up against. (Okay, now I'm picturing a gene pool death match in the uterus. Fox is probably going to pick it up any day now.)
He also had some pictures up, but his hosting people no longer allow direct linking to pictures, so I can't prove that I know what I'm talking about. But I do. I promise.
Pic 017 (Score:2)
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Pic 018 (Score:2)
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Pic 019 (Score:2)
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Pic 020 (series of three) (Score:2)
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I'm bad at making guesses, but good at shooting down others'.
Re:Pic 020 (series of three) (Score:2)
That's half the fun of this game ^_^
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Pic 021 (Score:2)
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Pic 022 (Score:2)
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Pic 023 (Score:2)
Man, I'm gonna watch my words with some of you guys, now
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Pic 024 (Score:2)
We start with curly hair, but badass look [marotti.com].
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Re:Pic 024 (Score:2)
It's also possible that someone may have been devious and posted a sans-glasses photo...
Pic 025 (Score:2)
Re:Pic 025 (Score:2)
cd playing
if [[ -f KshGoddess ]]
$vote_for_her=1
fi
Pic 026 (Score:2)
Pic 027 (Score:2)
Pic 028 (Score:2)
Pic 029 (Score:2)
Re:Pic 029 (Score:2)
Re:Pic 029 (Score:2)
KshGoddess
Here's a new thread (Score:2)
1) Looking the toughest
2) Looking the smartest
3) Looking most like a famous person (name the pic and famous person)
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The Greatest Sandwich Story Ever Told (Score:4, Funny)
"That was seriously some good shit", said the female.
The male smiles widely and gently caresses her from her neck to her naked hip. He reaches and cups her perfect ass as she gets up to use the powder room.
The female clicks the bathroom door shut and raises the light level for comfort. In the mirror is herself, and the taste of ice cream.
Looking away from the mirror, the taste of ice cream fades, but then the room spins, and her five senses quickly become one. Now she can hear the coolness of the water coming out of the faucet, and taste the hardness of the floor which she is now lying upon. A strange sound rushes and fills her eyes, ears, nose, mouth, and fingertips.
She looks to the left and enjoys a cool refreshing breeze on her cheek. It is alarmingly hot. "My feet", she barely whispers, and then painfully swallows.
"You are in the desert", says a voice. "You are the chance. You are one human. You are very thirsty. You are within sight of edible plants and water. You are 1,000,000 years in your past. Welcome."
"Wha?", the female barely gasped.
"Do not speak. Save your strength. Walk to the edible plants and water and gather your strength."
Two days later, the voice speaks again.
"Would you like to go back home, now?"
"YEeeeS! TAKE ME HOME!!! PLEASE! PLEASE PLEASE!"
"You shall see home again. You will do one difficult task and then see home again", whispered the voice.
"What do I have to DO!?!?!", yelled the girl.
"On your world of one million years prior are all of the ingredients you need. You must be very resourceful, cunning, and persistent to make the required object before you can go home. It will take you many centuries, but you will eventually succeed", says the voice even quieter.
"Oh my God", she said.
"Make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich", the voice trailed off.
And with that, the voice never spoke again. The female cried out for further directions, but none were to be heard. She cried for weeks, and continued eating the edible but charcoal tasting plants.
Eventually, she gathered her strength, created some makeshift clothes and satchels, and set out on her journey. Her journey to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich which would one day become:
Re:sexiest girl (Score:2)
Re:sexiest girl (Score:2)
So all the ladies are pretty, and I hate to pick one, so I'll pick three.
7, 25, 26.
Discuss.
Re:Sexiest guy (Score:2)
Unfortunately I have seen girls who are
Coincidentally, she thought she was strikingly gorgeous. Those are the only kind of girls I avoid, really.
agreed (Score:2)
Re:when do we get a list of names? (Score:2)
WHy, thats even harder than googling! I simply can't be bothered!
DING DING DING! (Score:2)
Geo has sussed me out.
Re:when do we get a list of names? (Score:2)
Re:when do we get a list of names? (Score:2)
Re:when do we get a list of names? (Score:2)
I almost have 30, so maybe, as a new thread, I will give out 10 (totally random) names, then 10 tomorrow, then the rest on monday?
How does that sound?