Interrobang is manifestly unsuited for this task, as she prefers the non-conventionally attractive, or, then again, considering that this is Slashdot, maybe I ought to delete that "un" right now! Of course, since this is my rating, YMMV.
Absent the Fairness Doctrine, A Little Equal Time Provision: Ladies, what can I say? We're all hot, in our own sweet inimitable way, although I'm probably the least hot of all of us Slashdottirs, but I hold my own.
Anyway... (Drum roll please!) Drawn from FortKnox's Extremely Famous Photo Contest's Results Journal Entry, and included with my judging notes intact, Interrobang's Hottest Guys on Slashdot are:
1) wheany The hat. Cute!
2) eugene ts wong
3) red5 blonde, beer in hand, looks like BMOC in beer commercial, a hunk in a conventional way
4) keithrussel Red face, striped t-shirt, cute
5) FortKnox Dark, cute, earnest, glasses
6) gmhowell grey and fuzzy, striped t, looks like Magi
7) AntiFreeze dark hair, blue eyes, blue shirt, cute pout
8) Xerithane conventionally handsome, preppy
9) asv108 dark hair, tongue out
10) OculusHabent stripes, blond
11) llamalicious edgy, spiked hair, red t
12) and0meda Paul Newman lookalike, sloppy coolth, red writing on pic
There you have it, folks. Ego strokes for those who entered -- everyone actually looks very nice in these pix (as I mentioned in my earlier JE, damn, we really are a good-looking bunch o' people!)
Honourable Mentions to bmetzler and glh, who look like the same person to me! (Talk about "Attack of the Clones!")
On Edit: My Condolences: I omitted several of you, namely Heliocentric, jawtheshark, siliconvortex, mekkab (I was right about the nose shot!), servo , kormoc (because of an extremely unfortunate camera angle, among other things), Galvatron (Dude, where's your forehead?), and limpdawg. I didn't feel that your photographs did justice to the amazingly handsome men I know you must all be, so I weeded them out. You may submit better photographs of yourselves for reconsideration. The rest of you may apply for Official Interrobang Runner-Up Status, if you wish. Phone numbers gratefully accepted. >;-)