Big_Ass_Spork's Journal: January 3rd Fund

WSecond Post! - Props to Egg Troll (Score:-1, Offtopic)
by Anonymous Coward on Thursday January 03, @10:32AM (#2778621)
Congrats to THe Turd Report, WIPO Troll & Clerk

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Re:WSecond Post! - Props to Egg Troll (Score:-1)
by Big_Ass_Spork on Thursday January 03, @10:45AM (#2778686)
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WTF... Am I chopped liver?

By the way, its Klerck.

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Rosie O'Donnel is a fat piece of ham, as is Wil W. [slashdot.org]
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MR.AC HAS FORGOTTEN THE SPORK NATION AND OTHERS!!! (Score:-1)
by Retarded_One on Thursday January 03, @10:47AM (#2778693)
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So I will donate some BOLD TEXT, in the interests of Troll peace!!!

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Re:MR.AC HAS FORGOTTEN THE SPORK NATION AND OTHERS (Score:-1)
by Big_Ass_Spork on Thursday January 03, @10:53AM (#2778729)
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Dear Sir,
Thank you for you generous donation of BOLD TEXT. It will be instrumental in helping the troll cause, any surplus BOLD TEXT is being regifted to help retarded midget masturbaters kick the habit. Pray for our success.

-BAS

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Rosie O'Donnel is a fat piece of ham, as is Wil W. [slashdot.org]
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Re:MR.AC HAS FORGOTTEN THE SPORK NATION AND OTHERS (Score:-1)
by Tasty Beef Jerky (`moc.oohay' `ta' `ykrejfeebytsat') on Thursday January 03, @11:04AM (#2778785)
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Excuse me gentlemen,
I was wondering if perchance you needed any ITALIC TEXT as well. I picked some up the other day in preparation for the snow, and it turns out we're not supposed to get any, so I have a large surplus of ITALIC TEXT. If I dig around enough, I might even be able to find some BOLD ITALIC TEXT for you guys.
If any of this will help your cause, let me know. I fully support your efforts.


I'm the tasty treat nobody can resist!

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Re:MR.AC HAS FORGOTTEN THE SPORK NATION AND OTHERS (Score:-1)
by Retarded_One on Thursday January 03, @11:21AM (#2778858)
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Thank you for your kind donation of ITALIC TEXT! Given the harsh economic climate we are in, we can definitely put it to good use!

I was unaware that any surplus BOLD ITALIC TEXT was available, but Ralph 'Jew hater' Nader is really the expert on that, and may be able to tell us where we can find some!

I do know, however, that we have a chronic shortage of

• BULLET POINTED BOLD ITALIC TEXT

Please, if you have ANY, send it to the January 3rd Fund, C/O CmdrTaco.


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Donation to the January 3rd Fund, C/O CmdrTaco (Score:-1)
by Tasty Beef Jerky (`moc.oohay' `ta' `ykrejfeebytsat') on Thursday January 03, @11:36AM (#2778920)
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I will gladly donate all the ITALIC TEXT I have available towards the January 3rd fund. I feel what you are doing will greatly benefit the Slashdot community, and I will gladly offer up my formatting for such a worthy cause.

Unfortunately I too have a shortage of

• BULLET POINTED BOLD ITALIC TEXT

but while I was searching for my hidden stash, I accidently ran across some

BLOCKQUOTED TYPEWRITTEN BOLD ITALIC TEXT

If this can be of any use, please take any of it included below.

THIS TEXT HAS BEEN INCLUDED AS A DONATION TO THE JANUARY 3RD FUND. I, UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE, SEEK TO HELP THE MIDGETS WITH SELF-GRATIFICATION PROBLEMS. DO YOUR PART, DONATE YOUR SPARE FORMATTING TODAY!


I'm the tasty treat nobody can resist!

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Re:Donation to the January 3rd Fund, C/O CmdrTaco (Score:-1)
by Big_Ass_Spork on Thursday January 03, @01:06PM (#2779477)
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Gentlemen,
Thanks to your efforts so far, three little people have stopped their insessant stroking. Barnaby, Peeps, and Rebbe have ceased the self fouling practice.

Donate generously and often to the January 3rd fund. Lets help retarded midgets to stop defiling themselves!

-BAS

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Rosie O'Donnel is a fat piece of ham, as is Wil W. [slashdot.org]
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