AsnFkr's Journal: Definition of the Day: God

-An imaginary father figure used to scare little kids into not masturbating.

-A clever illusion designed by the mentally ill to keep human civilization from reaching the stars. An illusion created to prevent humans from accepting that they die and decay away like every other living being, and to effectively control the gullible, stupid majority of the human species.

-Takes full credit for your accomplishments, but is never to blame for your failures.

-Billions and billions of people all sharing an imaginary friend.

-A phrase that people repeat over and over during sexual intercourse.

-An old man in the sky who cares *way* too much where you put your penis.

-Something people look for but find religion instead.

-The universe's first pimp, he created Earth as his crib to hang with his homies and hos.

-Invisible Grandpa.

-A fictional character created by early human beings of many cultures and locations around the world to explain their existence and natural phenomina they do not understand

-An uberleet haxor (You may be root, but I am God)

-Idea used to control men, women and children into believing they should follow rules and regulations created by man so they will not go to an imaginary location (hell, heaven, etc.)

-That guy who looks at you when you're touching yourself. He also has the power to shrink male gentails at his will.

-A really tall dude that will pimp slap you with a lightning bolt.

-My cat.