Big_Ass_Spork's Journal: The Turd Report Now a Foe

Rigged election results in BAS being reported as tied with AC for gayest /. poster. Libelist bastard. Just because I post certain links and certain pictures:

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Does not make me the gayest. I am not even gay. I have straight sex with a woman for Christ's sake. Goddamn it!