Journal FortKnox's Journal: Packing and Cleaning 14
I have been packing and cleaning all morning (actually, I had to do some 'outdoor work', too). But, as I was cleaning the bathroom, a funny quote came to mind:
I want this head so clean the Virgin Mary, herself, wouldn't mind coming in here and taking a dump.
Anyone guess the movie (should be semi-easy if you've seen the movie, and if you haven't, you need to)?
I want this head so clean the Virgin Mary, herself, wouldn't mind coming in here and taking a dump.
Anyone guess the movie (should be semi-easy if you've seen the movie, and if you haven't, you need to)?
Full Metal Jacket (Score:2)
C'mon (Score:1)
"They're paying for it, you eat it."
or
"You look like the kind of man would give another man a rim job without the common courtesy of a reach around."
Might have to pop that in tomorrow for Father's Day.
Have fun packing. I can't really say I envy you. Good luck getting it together. Pack your boxes with room and small (i.e. one word description).
It will help.
I agree wif this psot! (Score:2)
p.s.- Get off my obstacle, pyle!
Re:C'mon (Score:1)
BTW, who can forget the most famous quote in the movie? "Me love you long time." Good enough for Luther Campbell to sample.
Re:C'mon (Score:1)
My favorite was right before this when one of the guys asks her if she'd "like to earn a nice, big shiny American quarter."
Sadly, I found this hilarious.
Re:C'mon (Score:1)
Re:C'mon (Score:1)
"Private Pile, you climb walls like old people f*ck!"
"How can you kill innocent women and children?" "EASY! You don't lead them as much!"
Re:C'mon (Score:2)
heh, speaking of that... (Score:2)
What's your major malfunction, numbnuts? (Score:2)
So -- you got any packing tips for me? I've got a double-wide trailer to box up by the end of the month, and a preschooler who will by dying to help. I can use all the helpful suggestions I can get!!
Good luck
Re:What's your major malfunction, numbnuts? (Score:2)
Packing we did a ton beforehand. We bought 'washable' paper plates/bowls, so we could (mostly) pack up the kitchen a good week ahead of time.
I'll give more advice as I think of it
Re:What's your major malfunction, numbnuts? (Score:2)
Re:What's your major malfunction, numbnuts? (Score:1)
coincidence? (Score:1)