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Packing and Cleaning

FortKnox (169099) writes | more than 11 years ago

User Journal 14

I have been packing and cleaning all morning (actually, I had to do some 'outdoor work', too). But, as I was cleaning the bathroom, a funny quote came to mind:

I want this head so clean the Virgin Mary, herself, wouldn't mind coming in here and taking a dump.I have been packing and cleaning all morning (actually, I had to do some 'outdoor work', too). But, as I was cleaning the bathroom, a funny quote came to mind:

I want this head so clean the Virgin Mary, herself, wouldn't mind coming in here and taking a dump.

Anyone guess the movie (should be semi-easy if you've seen the movie, and if you haven't, you need to)?

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14 comments

Full Metal Jacket (1)

aridhol (112307) | more than 11 years ago | (#6200542)

I think it's the boot camp part of FMJ.

C'mon (1)

baldass_newbie (136609) | more than 11 years ago | (#6200570)

The only thing funnier than that quote were the 2,000 other DI Hartmann lines you didn't quote. ;-)

"They're paying for it, you eat it."
or
"You look like the kind of man would give another man a rim job without the common courtesy of a reach around."

Might have to pop that in tomorrow for Father's Day.

Have fun packing. I can't really say I envy you. Good luck getting it together. Pack your boxes with room and small (i.e. one word description).
It will help.

I agree wif this psot! (1)

mekkab (133181) | more than 11 years ago | (#6201031)

Ditto!
p.s.- Get off my obstacle, pyle!

Re:C'mon (1)

gmhowell (26755) | more than 11 years ago | (#6201781)

"What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?! Didn't your mommy and daddy love you enough?!" My, Vincent Dinofrio has come a long way since then.

BTW, who can forget the most famous quote in the movie? "Me love you long time." Good enough for Luther Campbell to sample.

Re:C'mon (1)

baldass_newbie (136609) | more than 11 years ago | (#6202275)

"Me love you long time."

My favorite was right before this when one of the guys asks her if she'd "like to earn a nice, big shiny American quarter."
Sadly, I found this hilarious.

Re:C'mon (1)

baby_head_rush (131448) | more than 11 years ago | (#6202415)

Too Bookoo!

Re:C'mon (1)

FortKnox (169099) | more than 11 years ago | (#6206832)

Best quote? I dunno...

"Private Pile, you climb walls like old people f*ck!"
"How can you kill innocent women and children?" "EASY! You don't lead them as much!"

Re:C'mon (1)

banky (9941) | more than 11 years ago | (#6207575)

Anyone who runs is a VC. Anyone who stands still is a well-disciplined VC.

heh, speaking of that... (1)

Servo (9177) | more than 11 years ago | (#6200775)

The first thing I set my new tivo to record was all Stanley Kubrick films.

What's your major malfunction, numbnuts? (1)

bethanie (675210) | more than 11 years ago | (#6201374)

For years and years, the boot camp portion of that movie was the only part I had seen. It could easily stand alone as its own film. Funny thing is that I had forgotten it was Kubrick. Figures. Clockwork Orange is another fave. Totally awesome! I'm gonna have to start updating my wish list again!

So -- you got any packing tips for me? I've got a double-wide trailer to box up by the end of the month, and a preschooler who will by dying to help. I can use all the helpful suggestions I can get!! :-)

Good luck getting it all done. I bet that'll feel awesome.

....Bethanie....

Re:What's your major malfunction, numbnuts? (1)

FortKnox (169099) | more than 11 years ago | (#6206793)

Have a father that works for rubbermaid and get a ton of totes. Its easy to pack (and simple to store afterward).

Packing we did a ton beforehand. We bought 'washable' paper plates/bowls, so we could (mostly) pack up the kitchen a good week ahead of time.

I'll give more advice as I think of it :-)

Re:What's your major malfunction, numbnuts? (1)

banky (9941) | more than 11 years ago | (#6207593)

Since he was a real Drill Instructor, they really talk like that. I almost laughed (once!) when FMJ "dialog" came up.

Re:What's your major malfunction, numbnuts? (1)

subgeek (263292) | more than 11 years ago | (#6215796)

mail call [historychannel.com] - same guy, same attitude, but censored for the history channel. my dad can't get enough of that r lee ermey. it's one of those shows he gets to watch if i'm over because my mom doesn't dig it so much.

coincidence? (1)

subgeek (263292) | more than 11 years ago | (#6215669)

i just watched that movie saturday. i see that was when you posted this as well, but i didn't see the message then. and now i'm once again wishing kubrik had been around to finish AI with spielberg instead of spielberg finishing by himself.
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