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Humor

Dr Reducto (665121) writes | more than 11 years ago

It's funny.  Laugh. 7

Some slashdot humor that I am pretty sure is original(thought of it during work). Feel free to add your own via comments.

-He's a few nodes short of a beowulf cluster.

Q: Why did Natalie Portman cross the road?
A: To get to the grits on the other side

Signs you are obsessed with slashdot:Some slashdot humor that I am pretty sure is original(thought of it during work). Feel free to add your own via comments.

-He's a few nodes short of a beowulf cluster.

Q: Why did Natalie Portman cross the road?
A: To get to the grits on the other side

Signs you are obsessed with slashdot:

- Your liscense plate reads "ANON CWD" or your Slashdot ID#
-You have stopped making jokes, since there's nothing in it for you anymore.
-Your mom/wife/girlfriend starts yelling at you, and you yell back "-1 TROLL!!"
-You make CmdrTaco jokes to the manager behind the counter at Taco Bell
-All the paintings in your house are ASCII art
-You don't have a girlfriend
-When you walk though a rough neighborhood,you refer to it as "browsing at -1"

Thats all for now.

Added by others:

greg987123 (677841) adds:
Someone says something funny, and you say "MOD PARENT UP-FUNNY!"

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7 comments

one more joke: (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 11 years ago | (#6364799)

Signs your friends don't let you tell jokes at parties:

* your jokes commonly include the phrase "negative one"

Re:one more joke: (1)

greg987123 (677841) | about 11 years ago | (#6387736)

or when someone says something funny and you say "MOD PARENT UP-FUNNY!"

GAH (1)

gooberguy (453295) | about 11 years ago | (#6364856)

I wish there was a way to mod diaries down so I don't have to look at the bad ones.

uh (1)

SweetAndSourJesus (555410) | about 11 years ago | (#6387841)

As far as I can tell, you don't have to look at them.

Unless your browser is clicking links for you.

I'm on your foes list. Tee hee.

Re:uh (2, Interesting)

gooberguy (453295) | about 11 years ago | (#6387918)

I'm on your foes list. Tee hee.

The funny thing is, I can't remember WHY I made you a foe. Must have had a good reason, because I only do it to people I really hate. I guess I'll leave you on until you do something really nice and I make you a friend.

ok (1)

SweetAndSourJesus (555410) | about 11 years ago | (#6388544)

Please email me your address and I will send you a very nice sandwich.

Some cookies, too.

Re:ok (2, Funny)

gooberguy (453295) | about 11 years ago | (#6388705)

Aww

Its the thought that counts.
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