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Journal AsnFkr's Journal: Fuck you..no....Fuck me.

I decided today that I don't give a fuck about anyone I encounter all day - unless they somehow can effect the amount of sex I have. Stupid twat cum-guzzling customers can shout all day at me, and I'll shrug it off until it somehow impedes on the quantity of sex I get for the evening. If somehow they negativity impact my pussy plundering they shall feel a wrath or rage that would make Stalin proud. But on the other hand (the one not covered in gooo) if they can find a way to positively effect my cunt napping, I'd love to offer then a handshake and a cookie (cream filled).Ultimately, this really means the only person I ever have to worry about is Leah. And also, don't fuck with Leah..cause when she comes home in a bad mood I never get any, no matter how tight the pants I happen to be wearing are.
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