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Journal AsnFkr's Journal: Nazi's were right.

The problem with the human race is it's getting dumber. The gene pool is getting stupidider by the day. Why's that you ask? Cause 90% of the people having fucking kids shouldn't be doing it in the first place. Most kids around here (Fredericksburg, Va..yes it's as stupid as it sounds) are mistakes. They are usually the product a scummy white or black dude whom drives a "pimped out" Honda accord knocking up a fucking 16 year old white chick with bleached blond hair, big thighs, an addiction to AOL 8.0, and enough "attitude" to scare off a herd of elephants. Hopefully by the time shes 17 she will have dropped out of school and gotten a job at Geico so she can order 10 pounds of Chinese food a day and dick out on the tip for the long haired white hippie delivery boy that actually listens to punk rock and plays in a shitty band....N-eee\/\/_a=Z...The ideal way of solving the problem of her reproducing in the first place would have been to leave her in the woods for wolves to eat while she was a child. And the same goes for her children. Listen up bitch - GET A FUCKING ABORTION. Use a fucking coat hanger if you have to. It's your own personal way of saving the world. Think of yourself as a hero. It will only strengthen the human race, and hopefully it will bring people into existence that won't do stupid shit, like "pimp" out a car.

On the flip side, the other part of the problem is smart people aren't reproducing at all. Why not? A couple of reasons actually...they know how to use a condom. They know the "pull out method" doesn't work. They know not to gangbang their best friends 13 year old daughter in front of the Christmas tree for New Years. They would rather spend time bettering themselves than wasting time on a hopeless child that will only show it's gratitude by shitting its pants. If I needed that, I'd buy a retarded person on EBay. Retards poop themselves a lot. And fat people poop their pants too. Can you fucking belive that? What the hell is wrong with people? Eric's tip O' the day - Shit with your pants OFF!

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