Journal Bill, Shooter of Bul's Journal: To Lars, My freak
I apparently have a freak. I don't really know why. So Lars T. (470328), I made you my friend. You can hate me all you want,but I still wuv u.
The rule on staying alive as a program manager is to give 'em a number or give 'em a date, but never give 'em both at once.