whiteranger99x's Journal: Dateline: Man Cuts Off Own Penis to Cure Sex Addiction

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This is a crude, but....effective method *groans while grasping himself* =-O

BERLIN (Reuters) - A German cut off his own penis with a kitchen knife to cure his addiction to sex, police in the southern town of Tiengen said on Friday.

"The man called a friend around eight o'clock to say he'd done something stupid," police said in a statement. He had been drinking vodka to pluck up courage for the amateur surgery.

Police arrived to discover the blood-soaked man, 41, in his apartment and his organ under the kitchen table. Emergency services rushed the man and his penis to a nearby hospital.

Police said the man did not want his penis to be reattached but were unable to say if doctors had complied with his wishes.

Good thing they got him to hospital...

[MonTemplar]

...otherwise he'd be up for a Darwin Award. (Winners have to actually terminate themselves to qualify, otherwise it's just an Honourable Mention).

I was going to suggest that it sucks to be him right now, but given his injuries that is probably an inappropriate term to use... :-)

MT.