Journal Surak's Journal: Weekly Recap(tm): The beatings will now commence! 30
Weekly Recap(tm): Because enquiring geeks wanna know!
SolemnDragon, has decided to
keep knives under her pillow,
following an incident involving a cake that didn't turn out too well. Could it
really have been that bad? Sol also got older this week! Happy birthday, Sol!
May the Twenty Seven Birthday Spankings Commence! Surak has volunteered his services in
administering the birthday scour...err...spankings.
bethanie, bethanie, bethanie. All you talk about is Bethanie, Surak! Well, if you knew that what she has that's *Warm*, "*Soft* *Moist* and tastes great," that's all you'd be talking about, too. Oh, and she wants to how many times *you've* had the pleasure as well. Weekly Recap(tm) has no idea what that's all about, but suspects that it may have to do with hints of a tryst between bethanie and gmhowell. Could this mean the end for Bethanie and Surak? Will Bethanie replace Surak with gmhowell? Find out next week!
Speaking of gmhowell, read his his rollercoaster ride job hunting exploits. Just do it.
robi2106 finally understands the U.S. Constitution after reading a version of America's highest law written for 5th graders. There is hope for robi2106 and the USA yet.
NeMon'ess has compiled his listing of the Best. Bondage. Movies. Evar. NeMon'ess was subsequently beaten severely by his dominatrix. He is currently at a local hospital and is listed as being in stable condition.
Remember last week's Recap tips? Well, The Cydonian apparently thought
he'd get into Weekly Recap(tm) by whoring his way in.
Well, well, Mr. Cydonian, it seems that you are wrong. So there!
FortKnox, after last week's encounter with the mindless suit droid version of SlashChick has had his "brain wiped out" by Wings and Garlic. Dave Lewis, the new head coach of the Detroit Red Wings, could not be reached for comment.
How do you make 105 degree heat feel good? Well, according to intermodal, it apparently involves "a jury-rigged setup of a battery charger and a set of jumper cables attatched to my wife". Amazing.
SlashChick met FortKnox at the mall, but we all knew that. What we didn't know is that SlashChick has "some voice inside my head [and] it scares me to death!" Listen to the voices, SlashChick, listen to the voices... do what they say....
LadyGuardian has returned from
her apparent alien abduction as well. What still has to be explained are the
"140 odd
Looks like it's going to be such "an expensive month" for Tet that he's going to "go...Hungary! (or something like that)." Wow. If you have food donations, you are asked to donate them to the Save Tet From Starvation Fund.
Em Emalb got seriously sunburned and wants to know whether you think that that's worse or gnawing your own arm off. Apparently Em has never actually gnawed his own arm off.
Oh, and apparently Surak
after committing incest with
a family member has become a dead-beat dad. And then the guy has the
nerve to turn around and advertise himself as an available bachelor!
Wow. He needs a beating. Sol?
Update: FortKnox pointed out that SamTheButcher has been out butt-fucking animal ass. Police are currently searching for Sam and ask that if you know his whereabouts to call 1-800-ANIMALABUSE.
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He's doing such a great job of making a humorous comment, but sliding it in afterwards to just make me laugh out loud.
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WTF are you thinking? Enjoying your time.
Less fun, more work!
*Pete has the day off.
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I thought I'd manage to whore myself in, but no (Score:2)
But no, it appears almost nobody reads my journal. Wah!
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Hmmmm... the 10 commandments bit
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So maybe you'll make it into Thursday's edition if can get it together in time.
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a) Don't post much in my journal... (although there was some recent insight on male sterilization)
b) Am not on Surak's friend list, so he wouldn't know about it anyway...
c) Would need some time to practice Recap-whoring...
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i was only joking, it was my opportunity at making a NYT (aparantly unfunny) joke. Old, and probably unfashionable now.
second: <A> tags are useful sometimes
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Are you offering server space and bandwidth?
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If one would make such a request, I could accommodate. i got bandwidth to burn
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Plus the amount of time do the Photoshop work would turn it into more of a monthly or quarterly thing than a weekly thing. Maybe I could feature a couple of special photo editions though or something if:
1) I get permission from people to use their photos. I will *not* post a photo of someone out on the w
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Heh, I started out as a designer, actually made it up to art director (with a small firm), but I got fed up with it (dealing with clients... every damn client *thought* they were designers). Then I became a developer, and well, clients can't possibly pretend to be one of those... well, not for long anyway
I just do design work for my own projects and as means of expression (like my music) and it doesn't go past my own ammusement
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Ain't that the truth? They *always* think they know something about design. "What I want is BIG this, and put a picture of THAT over there and
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In any case, I've never felt so glamorous in my entire life.
Thanks, sweetheart (for the writeup AND the biscuits [slashdot.org]!)
robi2106 Update (Score:2)
"Listen, kid, I'm not the kind of dad who, you know, does things, or says stuff or looks at ya. But the love is there!"
robi
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And none would be expected (of course). This isn't a main page publication now is it! Oh wait . . . its better . . .
Ok never mind.
robi
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Thanks
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