Ralph Malph Alpha's Journal: redpubed DICK seekz hot fat CHICKZ

Holey shit Sheryl horowitz is one hot chick. Shes the former fatty that lost 75 pounds on jared's Subway sandwich diet, whose now in the subway commericalz. i would fuck her so hard, hareder than i fuck my fists when potsie and i read national geographics together.

Yo Sheryl, why don't you swing on over to my place and let me slap your still-fat breasts with all four inches of the pride of milwaukee? Hell yeah, sit yo ass down on my HOT ROD (introduced episode # 00004E).

Either that, or fuck off and die in a sandwich related accident and go to hell and give blowjobs to satan for mercy. Eat your left tit for NUTRIENTZ or some shit - nobody turns down Donny Most (tv's beloved RALPH MALPH fucken ALPHA) and lives to see tomorrow.

DAM I AM FUCKIN HORNEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[Metrollica]

Homer: It'll be great to see the old gang again. Potsie, Ralph Malph, the Fonz.

Marge: That was "Happy Days!"

Homer: No, they weren't all happy days. Like the time Pinky Tuscadero crashed her motorcycle, or the night I lost all my money to those card sharks and my dad Tom Bosley had to get it back.