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Mystery Men

FortKnox (169099) writes | more than 12 years ago

User Journal 13

Last night, my wife and I decided to whip out the movie "Mystery Men" from the shelf and watch it. We've watched it tons of times, but, damn, I think that movie is hilarious every time I see it! Mr.Furious has the GREATEST lines in that movie.
I've even seen a fellow /.'ers sig as "I don't need a compass to know which way the sun shines!"
That's wrong on so many levels!
"Why am I doing this?"
"When you can balance a tackhammer on your head, you can head up a bLast night, my wife and I decided to whip out the movie "Mystery Men" from the shelf and watch it. We've watched it tons of times, but, damn, I think that movie is hilarious every time I see it! Mr.Furious has the GREATEST lines in that movie.
I've even seen a fellow /.'ers sig as "I don't need a compass to know which way the sun shines!"
That's wrong on so many levels!
"Why am I doing this?"
"When you can balance a tackhammer on your head, you can head up a balanced attack!"
"OK, and why am I wear watermellon on my feet?"
"I don't remember telling you to do that..."

Hehehe... if you haven't seen it, its a great flick, and its also great for the kids, Lilac! They don't even swear in the movie...

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Keep dreaming... (1)

FortKnox (169099) | more than 12 years ago | (#2925429)

...
"I will keep dreaming, and.... and.... when I wake up... you better.... you better be sleeping! LILAC!"

Re:Keep dreaming... (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#2925438)

Someone who teaches at a Middle School in Safety Harbor, Florida forwarded the following letter.
The letter was sent to the principal's office after the school had sponsored a luncheon for the elderly. An old lady received a new radio at the lunch, and was writing to say thanks.


Dear Safety Harbor Middle School:

I know God blesses you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent Senior citizens luncheon. I am 84 years old and live at the Safety Harbor Assisted Home for the Aged. All of my family has passed away. I am all alone now and it's nice to know that someone is thinking of me. God bless you for your kindness to an old forgotten lady.

My roommate is 95 and always had her own radio, but before I received One she would never let me listen to hers, even when she was napping. The other day her radio fell off the nightstand and broke into a lot of pieces. It was awful and she was in tears. She asked if she could listen to mine, and I said fuck you. Thank you again,

Sincerely,

Edna

Re:Keep dreaming... (1)

Fishstick (150821) | more than 12 years ago | (#2925659)

I've never seen it. Always thought the premise sounded good and the previews looked funny, but I never got out to see it and I haven't seen it run on HBO yet.

Another good idea to put in my TiVo wishlist!

Re:Keep dreaming... (1)

FortKnox (169099) | more than 12 years ago | (#2925807)

MMMmmm... TiVo...

Between TiVo and cablemodem, I don't think I could survive in the "average" household anymore ;-)

Re:Keep dreaming... (0)

kiwipeso (467618) | more than 12 years ago | (#2927845)


Last night, your wife and I were at your place.
She then whipped out my penis and played hide the salami for several hours.
BTW, did you know your kid is actually my biolgical child?

Re:Keep dreaming... (2)

Safety Cap (253500) | more than 12 years ago | (#2929065)

I am Squeegee Man do you feel its power?!

Re:Keep dreaming... (1)

FortKnox (169099) | more than 12 years ago | (#2930584)

I am Waffleman. I BASH the enemy with the waffle, or melt his face like this *sizzle*...

I also have my true syrup... its fat free.
And I've got a theme song I'm working on:
WAAFFLE MAN!!! I AM THE WAFFLER!

Re:Keep dreaming... (2)

Safety Cap (253500) | more than 12 years ago | (#2934331)

Okay, what did the guy with the cape, sword and mask say? He looks like my neighbor...

Re:Keep dreaming... (-1)

Fucky the troll (528068) | more than 12 years ago | (#2930893)

checkerhead.

There is nudity... (1)

TechnoLust (528463) | more than 12 years ago | (#2925616)

...but he's invisible (as long as no one is looking) so I guess that doesn't count. "Maybe you should put on some pants if you want to keep fighting crime today." That's my fav.

Re:There is nudity... (1)

FortKnox (169099) | more than 12 years ago | (#2925677)

"You must master your rage..."
"Or my rage will become my master? That's what you were gonna say, right?"
"Not necessarily...."

I feel that I must widen your journal... (-1)

CmderTaco (533794) | more than 12 years ago | (#2926100)

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Re:I feel that I must widen your journal... (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 12 years ago | (#2952622)

Wow, dumbass! You're just as annoying in private! Thanks for confirming my suspision!

(I'm shamefully posting AC so you don't come and widen mine. That doesn't mean I despise you less, though.)

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