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Journal Surak's Journal: Weekly Recap(tm): Butt-fucking animal-assed late! 52

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Weekly Recap(tm): Because enquiring geeks wanna know!

Woah! Surak is apparently suffering from amnesia after being hit on the head with a brick by SolemnDragon! He can't seem to remember anything about bethanie or their recent episodes with public sex. Sol's Wicked and Evil twins also had an encounter with the Good Twin who returned from her watery grave. The Wicked and Evil twins apparently got a hold of the Zippo again, because Sol cleaned her apartment again, which apparently involves "matches AND a fire hose".

Meanwhile, Bethanie has found a new a TechnoLust. Quote: "It was bad enough when I lunged and embraced TL intimately (copping a thorough feel whilst I was at it, for good measure!); it took all of Hubby's willpower not to take TL outside and thrash his philandering ass." So apparently, Bethanie is none the worse for wear over Surak's recent amnesia, instead opting for new trysts with TechnoLust and gmhowell. More details on gmhowell to come.BethaniesHubby was notably silent on the issue.

berniecase, noticing how bad pop music is, has decided to to use it to kill people. No word on how successful bernie has been, but the songs of death have included "Rock With you" by Michael Jackson and "Around the World" by Daft Punk. Em Emalb apparently got in on the action singing his rendition of "Easy Like Sunday Morning" by the Lionel Richie. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Sulli has apparently decided to set himself on fire in the Burning Man event at Black Rock City. Sulli is, in fact The Burning Man.

sparky4 has been learning things from puppies. Amongst the things she has learned: sit, rollover, play dead, and shake. Apparently, she accomplished all of these tasks by Labor Day.

Some Womanwas found sptting Vodka in the face of Jesus. The Pope was notably silent on the issue.

Turg apparently amused by the simplest of things, like this colour matcher would like to know something about colour theory. Apparently turg is colour blind because he didn't actually try using the thing, unlike your intrepid reporter.,

Things are Looking up for LadyGuardian, which is especially good given the fact that she sucks at ass o'clock. Whatever that means.

NaveWeiss's tactlessness has cost him a friend. And he's somehow surprised.

Heliocentric would like you to donate money so that he can cause mayhem. If he's going to cause mayhem, why doesn't he just steal the money?

robi2106 wants you to know that "most girls are evil". And robi wonders why he can't get a date, It might be okay to think that, robi, but never, ever say it outloud.

FortKnox is starting his NEW photo contest! Now your chance to sign up. Let WeeklyRecap(tm) know that we can use the photo, and maybe, just maybe, we'll put out a WeeklyRecap(tm) special photo edition! WOuldn't that be cool?

Servo apparently is a moron. That is all.

Red Warrior, who apparently dresses in business casual, will "personally tend to ignore your clothes", however. Ick. Hey, Red: the 90s called, they want their clothes back.

And, finally, SamTheButcher has been airing his laundry and, apparently, his garbage as well. And he wants to "ANYBODY NEEDS A LINUX ADMIN IN COLORADO???" He's serious.

Oh yeah...get all of your hosting needs from basic websites to dedicated servers from simpli.biz. Tell Erica that Surak sent ya. ;)

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  • I was waiting for someone to mention the spitting vodka entry. Papal interventions aside, the title on that je certainly got me laughing way before I read it.
  • Do not, under any circumstances tell Erica that Surak sent you; tell her that gmhowell sent you.

    With that out of the way, I notice I didn't get my later mention??

    Nice service. I usually pick up at least one extra journal to read per week.
    • Sorry, helping out your wife just doesn't qualify as smarmy enough to make it to WR(tm).

      Now, pissing and moaning about ice cube trays and toilet seats... THAT'S entertaining!! :-)

      ....Bethanie....
  • You forgot to mention CyranoVR's journal entry deletion spree [slashdot.org].

    Still trying to figure that out...
  • Hey, Red: the 90s called, they want their clothes back.

    Unfortunately, my employer does have some standards. They require that I actually wear clothes.
    That being said, I would have to dress up quite a bit to reach business casual. 95+ jeans and t-shirt. Though 0% t-shirts techie related.
  • Comment removed based on user account deletion
  • yeah, so if I actually post a journal more than once a month does that increase my chances of making the roundup?
  • You do know that you get $25 per referral, right? ;) Yes, I love you too.
  • It was the Red Hot Chile Peppers rendition of Lionel Richie's Easy like Sunday morning.*

    So nannernannernanner. ;P

    *actually, ever heard it? it's really good. Better than the original me thinks.

    Oh, and Surak. Be warned. Nice things will be said about you and weekly recap. Sorry for letting you down.
    • Chilli Peppers? I think you mean Faith No More.
    • Are you dissing the Richie? How *dare* you?! Lionel Richie rocks my world!

      In college I worked for the school paper and for some reason, we got a promo CD of his greatest hits. They almost threw me off the editorial board because I insisted on listening to it over and over again. I guess girls *can* get a little testy doing layout at 3 am, hunh?

      In any case, your musical "tastes", Em, leave A LOT to be desired. Hrmphh!

      ....Bethanie....
      • Are you dissing the Richie? How *dare* you?! Lionel Richie rocks my world!

        Let me guess. You're favorite song is "All Night Long". ;)

        (Just because Lionel Richie sucks doesn't mean I don't occassionally listen to him. You are talking to the man with the MP3 collection from HELL ;)

        • You are talking to the man with the MP3 collection from HELL ;)

          Hmmm. Music. From HELL. How hot is that!? Are you, by any chance, an MP3 packrat? Or is it all part of your plot to analyze all the music in the world and create the perfect song that will put everyone in a trance and make them obey your every word and whim?

          But, more seriously, do you have any *metal* in that MP3 collection from way down under? Like Iron Maiden, or Metallica? Cause that's where it's at (today), baby. (Yeah, I'm all over the p
        • No -- favorite would be "Brickhouse" (as in "she's mah-teh, mah-teh, jus' lettin' it *all* hang out!") 'cause I count Lionel Richie in with the Commodores.

          And an MP3 collection from HELL? So MP3s come from hell, but demons DON'T? I really gotta hear about this cosmogony you've got goin' on, babe.

          ....Bethanie....
          • And an MP3 collection from HELL? So MP3s come from hell, but demons DON'T? I really gotta hear about this cosmogony you've got goin' on, babe.

            It's an expression, dear. ;) Much like during the mango scene, I introduced you to the curious onlookers as the woman with the KILLER mangos. They aren't actually capable of killing anyone. I don't think. :)

            Oh wait...I'm supposed to have forgotten that.

            D'oh!

      • Are you dissing the Richie? How *dare* you?! Lionel Richie rocks my world!

        Another Lionel fan. We are a dying breed I think.

        Yes, I am a straight male. So shut up. :-)

    • It was the Red Hot Chile Peppers rendition of Lionel Richie's Easy like Sunday morning.*

      Since when do the Red Hot Chile Peppers suck less than Lionel Richie? ;) And since the Red Hot Chile Peppers did a rendition of a Lionel Richie song, does this mean they suck even more? ;)

      *ducking*

      • Actually, if you guys can find it, it's really really good.

        And for once, I am actually being serious. They did what Richie wishes he could have done with that song.

        Somebody get that man a perm.

        Oh wait.
  • I hope that the guy who's ignoring me will notice it. I considered his blue fan ball as an asset - I liked the way he looked on my silly stories from a different angle..

    And Surak, you're Spock's father, right? I didn't see ST:TOS, but there was one ST:TNG episode with Spock and Surak.. only that they pronounce his name "Sarek", so I could never guess.

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