Beta
×

Welcome to the Slashdot Beta site -- learn more here. Use the link in the footer or click here to return to the Classic version of Slashdot.

Thank you!

Before you choose to head back to the Classic look of the site, we'd appreciate it if you share your thoughts on the Beta; your feedback is what drives our ongoing development.

Beta is different and we value you taking the time to try it out. Please take a look at the changes we've made in Beta and  learn more about it. Thanks for reading, and for making the site better!

The Turd Report 09/07/2003

The Turd Report (527733) writes | more than 11 years ago

VA 7

Yesterday, I had a roast beef roll-up from Harris Teeter. I also had a California roll and some shrimp sushi. For dinner, I had a dozen frozen pizza rolls.Yesterday, I had a roast beef roll-up from Harris Teeter. I also had a California roll and some shrimp sushi. For dinner, I had a dozen frozen pizza rolls.

This mornings turd was rather solid. It took a second of pushing followed by the relief of the turd breaking thru to splashdown. The turd was in two peices, the main one was kinda ice-creamcone shaped (at 5") and the other was a mini-turd (at 2.5"). They were both uniformly a generic brown color. I found this to be odd, because the roast beef roll I had has these long strips of lettuce in them that stay intact thru the digestive process; this usually gives the turd a racing stripe of green down one side. The odor was masked by the orange floor cleaner that I had mopped with the previous night. Clean-up was very easy and only took a couple of wipes followed with a wet wipe. I rate this turd an 8.

Sorry! There are no comments related to the filter you selected.

aolified (1)

gmhowell (26755) | more than 11 years ago | (#6895032)

YESTERDAY I HAD A ROAST BAF ROL-UP FROM HARIS TETAR11!! WTF LOL I ALSO HAD A CALIFORNIA ROL AND SOME SHRIMP SUSHI1!!!!! OMG WTF FOR DINER I HAD A DOZ3N FROZ3N PIZA ROLS
THIS11!!!! OMG WTF MORNNGS TURD WAS RATH3R SOLID!!11! WTF IT 2K A SECOND OF PUSHNG FOLOWED BY DA RALEIF OF DA TURD BREAKNG THRU 2 SPLASHDOWN1111!! OMG WTF DA TURD WAS IN TWO PEIECS TEH MANE ONE WAS KINDA IEC-CR3MCONE SHAEPD (AT 5) AND TEH OTHAR WAS A MINI-TURD (AT 25)11!!1 WTF THAY W3RE BOTH UNIFORMLY A G3NERIC BROWN COLOR11!!1! OMG LOL I FOUND THIS 2 B OD B/C DA ROAST B3F ROL I HAD HAS THASE LONG STRIPS OF LETUCE IN THAM TAHT STAY INTACT THRU TEH DIEGSTIEV PROCES THIS USUALY GIEVS DA TURD A RACNG STRIEP OF GREN DOWN ON3 SIED1!1!! OMG WTF LOL DA ODOR WAS MASK3D BY DA ORANG3 FLOR CLAAENR TAHT I HAD MOP3D WIT DA PREVIOUS NIGHT1!11111! OMG WTF CL3AN-UP WAS V3RY EASY AND ONLY 2K A COUPLE OF WIEPS FOLOW3D WIT A WET WIEP11!1 OMG LOL I RAET THIS TURD AN 8!11111! WTF

Thanks to clevernickname for point out this link [homestead.com] .

w00t (-1)

Yr0 (224662) | more than 11 years ago | (#6895347)

TTR is back! prais the gods of faeces.

way to come back swinging... (1)

mekkab (133181) | more than 11 years ago | (#6896907)

Months of silence, and then WHAM, an 8!
That's some big shit (pun intended)

Re:way to come back swinging... (1)

FortKnox (169099) | more than 11 years ago | (#6899717)

I disagree. I'll take the woman's approach:

You think you can just shit and shit and shit, then nothing for months and then come back and shit again? NO! You need to explain where the hell you been and how everything has gone, then, and only then, may you shit!

Or soemthing... good to see ya back! :-)

Where I've Been (1)

The Turd Report (527733) | more than 11 years ago | (#6902847)

Well, my live became very shitty for a while there. My kidneys re-failed, my mom died, and my fiance left me, all in the span of 2 months. So, I now have to cover her part of our life ($$$) and I have to do dialysis and work 50+ hrs a week. I have not been a happy pooper.

Good to hear from you again (1)

dr_dank (472072) | more than 11 years ago | (#6901757)

Have you been constipated for this long?

Re:Good to hear from you again (1)

The Turd Report (527733) | more than 11 years ago | (#6902870)

Thankfuly, no.
Check for New Comments
Slashdot Login

Need an Account?

Forgot your password?