Hemi Rodner's Journal: Procrasination's last stand

I've been fighting with procrastination a lot lately. I tried coming up with several reasonings to tell myself during the work day (like "do you want to go home today?" or "you must fight the monster of procrastination"), so I'd stop browsing silly sites and do some work instead.
But it didn't help much, and since I didn't really do much work lately (yesterday's work day resulted in less then 20 code lines), I decided to take a drastic step. Tomorrow I'll be telling myself this:

If you're not going to stop procrastinating and start doing some work, I'm going to send you to a psychiatrist so he'll figure out what to do with you

And I mean it, really. I've tried rewiring my brain for a while but so far it didn't work. If it continues that way, I'll have to let someone else to deal with myself.