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Journal Surak's Journal: Arrrr! Shiver me timbers, baby! 24

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For I am the infamous Dread Pirate Kidd!

ph34r m3 dr34d m4d sk1llz!

Err....ARRRRR... something like that...

Uhhh...take the test.

Post your results here instead of Bethanie or FortKnox's journal 'cause you like me better. I know you do. ;)

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  • Seems like a lot of questions to come up with such a mundane sounding name, but there you go...
  • Avast ye bung hole lubbin' deck swabbers! Ye pirate test say to me "A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you are that person. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!"

    If it Be Not Known To You, the grandest pirate to sail the seven seas himself is Iron James Flint, then yer sails shall rot an' your peg legs be eaten by rabid beavers! Yarrrr!!!! /need more pirate practice.
  • not liking what that there test wanted t' be callin' me, arr!

    sol

  • Arrr! And if that aint the lamest pirate name e'er to sail the seven seas, I don't know what is. I mean, really, it's not good. Neither is it bad enough to be funny. It's just lame. Arrr.

    Reminds me of a joke:

    A young boy is walking along the docks when he comes across an old man with a peg leg, a hook for a hand, and an eye patch. "Are you a pirate?" he asks.

    The man replied, "Why yes, laddy. I be a pirate."

    The boy asks "How did you get the hook for a hand?" The pirate replied "We were boarding

  • I be Dirty Harry Cash, says me.

    Yarr.

    I be returnin' ya to yer regularly scheduled land-lubbin' programmin' now. Yarr, I say.
  • But my name isn't Sam or anything close to it, so I'm calling shenanigans.

    'cause you like me better. I know you do. ;)
    Boy, somebody needs some attention... and I know just the girl! Oh, Bethanie, dear...

    • 'cause you like me better. I know you do. ;)
      Boy, somebody needs some attention... and I know just the girl! Oh, Bethanie, dear...

      I've been more interested in the attention of a certain dragon lately... ;)
      • Yeah, I had noticed that... How far are you from Boston? I know you like fire... how do you feel about being pummeled with bricks? :-)
        • 11 hours and 41 minutes and 711.75 miles according to Mapquest [mapquest.com], give or take as I didn't put in exact addresses.

          OTOH, it's not like I plan on staying in Detroit forever. On the gripping hand, I'm not sure *where* I want to move to, but I do want to live somewhere else at some point because just because it would be cool to live in different surroundings and meet different people.
  • Just call me "Mad Jack Rackham." Now it's off to pillage the finance department and scare up some booty...
    • Hmmm... the finance dept isn't usually where I head for my booty...

      ....Bethanie....
      • Hmmm... the finance dept isn't usually where I head for my booty...

        More like the dept. of corrections? ;)

        • Close.

          Think IT/Tech Support/Engineering. ;-)

          Thar be geeks afoot! Aaaar!

          ....Bethanie....
          Geeks ho! (or should that be geek's ho'?)
          • Close.

            Think IT/Tech Support/Engineering. ;-)

            Thar be geeks afoot! Aaaar!

            Same difference. It still involves me being chained to somethi....

            Sorry someone just told me to stop giving you ideas... :)

  • Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You tend to blend into the background occaisionally, but that's okay, because it's much easier to sneak up on people and disembowel them that way. Arr!
  • Kinda cool... brings up images of Davy Jones' Locker and all that sailor stuff.

    oh oops... forgot the obligitory:

    arrrr!

  • Dirty?? That is so not nice...but then who likes being nice??? ;)

  • if ye make me tell you me name again, you yellow bellied land lubber! Arggh. Here be your answer, once [slashdot.org] and twice [slashdot.org], and if I say it thrice, your life be forfeit, as your body sinks to Davey Jones' locker, and your soul be in limbo. Argh!
  • it gave me iron tom flint. not sure how i feel about that.

    found a list [stolaf.edu] to assist people who want to choose their own name. another one is here [io.com].
  • I'm Mad John Flint
    Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!

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