Ralph Malph Alpha's Journal: Good old american Football

Bad idea: pepsi superbowl commercial starring britney spears singing and dancing through time

Why this is bad: appeals to limited demographic (who care about singing, dancing, time travel)

Good idea: pepsi superbowl commercial starring britney spears in an interracial gangbang through time

Why this is good: appeals to everyone

Nothing screams RACIAL AND TEMPORAL EQUALITY than watching people from all over the world of different races and creeds, converge upon and share the same girl's pussy, asshole, mouth, feet etc in peaceful harmony (through time).

Dont think i didnt practice whwat I preached when i was on the cast of Happy Days either, no no. Pat "Noriyuki" Morita (TV's beloved ARNOLD)and I would routinely share the same fine Fonzy groupie in the dressing room at the end of a shoot. "Yo PAT, you want to share this piece of ass in the name of racial equality?" "HAI SO! okay bingo hentai karate!"

Of course, good old Patty was just a little kinkier and skilled with his wise ancient weener than I was, so he would always get to take the girls home when we were done, but i'd never hear from them again. he'd scream out werdo japanese words like CRITORIS and FEMARE PREASURE....what the fuck i would say. that crazy guy, sometimes i thought he was making this stuff up. best gangbang partner i ever had better than anson williams (who is a raging gaymo in real life)

AHH NOTHING BEATS MEMORIEZ....OF "HAPPY DAYS".