Chacham's Journal: Quickies: absolutely no reason.

Ahoy, TalkLikeAPirateDay.com is down, for the most part, but TalkLikeAPirate.com is working, except the translator times out.

Of course, any good pirate needs weapons of mass destruction. Well, where to get them? Search Google of course. The first link when searching for "weapons of mass destruction" (and thus the one hit when using "jIDo'") is http://www.coxar.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk. If you think that's a mistake, take a closer look. Very cute.

To hear a duck quack, press seven.

*presses seven*

[intermodal]

and because this is chacham's journal and he'll never see it, FUCK!

Re:*presses seven*

[True Freak]

and because this is chacham's journal and he'll never see it, F**K!

Unless I quote you! :)

Re:*presses seven*

[intermodal]

An excellent point, my good man.