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Journal by The Turd Report on Tuesday February 05, 2002 @03:47PM

It was pizza night last night; I had a small cheese and mushroom pizza from Papa John's. It was pretty good. This morning it made a respectable turd. It was an average length (about 12 inches). It did take some pushing to get it out due to all the bread that I had eaten. It was a generic brown color and didn't smell too bad. It cleaned up well. Flushing was also not a problem and it went cleanly. I rate this turd as a 7.

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Charlie don't surf (Score:1)

by Mighty-Troll ( 549627 ) writes:

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory. Someday this war's gonna end...

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