Captain Goatse's Journal: Terrible

I finally reached Terrible karma. A rather nice stepping stone into the worlds of Trolling. It's time to write some more exiting Captain Goatse stories. I know you all want to know what I found out about the legend of loopback(Warning: Might be offensive to some non-pirates).

The major drawback is that I can only post 2 times every 24 hours. Not a good thing at all, in my opinion, GoatboyNeal probably has another opinion. How am I going to be able to express my opinions through free speech this way? I can't say anything at all! I hate America because it produced kids like CowsecxNeal.

Is there any way I can keep my Terrible karma while being able to post as much as anyone else? Please help me, fellow trolls.