Xaoswolf's Journal: Matrix Revolutions...

So I saw the matrix Revolutions.

I bet it's a lot like dating Bill Gates.

It starts off with lots of anticipation for the things to come. He gives you hints as to his bank account. Small (for him) gifts every here and there. Then, he gives you a Ferrarri.

Now, your thinking, damn, this car fucking rocks, holy shit, this is awsome, I wonder what he'll give me next. So, the next morning, he proposes to you. You think, "Well, I did get the cool car, there has to be something better for next year", so of course you say yes.

Only, now you have to sleep with Bill, and he's a computer programmer. Have you ever slept with someone who spends all their time staring at computer code all day? It ain't pretty, not in the least. Especially with Mr. Gates, cause he likes it in the butt.

So here you are, getting pounded in the ass by a scrawny little computer nerd, thinking to your self, "I wonder what I'll get next year, it's gotta be good." But next year comes around, and you get a civic. Sure, he promises that you'll get something better the next day, but that's just to keep you around so he can fuck you in the ass.

The way I see it, if I were fucking Bill Gates, I'd at least have that kick ass car...

So I'm guessing you didn't like it...

[Tet]

From your descriptions, I pretty much agree. The frist one was excellent. The second left a lot to be desired. The third was better, but not up to the standards of the first. OK, so it wasn't another Ferrari. But a Civic's better than walking... I think I'll continue to view the Matrix as a standalone film with some marketing crap thrown on when it became successful, rather than as a trilogy...