If programming languages were swimming pools

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Journal W2k's Journal: If programming languages were swimming pools

Journal by W2k on Thursday February 21, 2002 @06:37PM

C = Deep end with sharks C++ = Deep end with sharks and wave machine VBasic = Kiddie pool ASM = Concrete box where you build your own water molecule by molecule Pascal = Extra-deep Kiddie Pool with kiddie piss in it JAVA = Veruca infested foot shower Zark deserves the credit for the last one, btw.

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