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Just to clear the air... [POLL]

FortKnox (169099) writes | more than 10 years ago

User Journal 23

I'm a peanut-butter-down, cake-eating, mixist. What in the fsof are you?I'm a peanut-butter-down, cake-eating, mixist. What in the fsof are you?

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I'm a (1)

SamTheButcher (574069) | more than 10 years ago | (#7748747)

mustard, cake-and-ice-cream BEVERAGIST.

I'm like that, yeah.

I'm a dirty traitor... (1)

loucura! (247834) | more than 10 years ago | (#7748769)

to both causes. But, I've got pale rouge pachyderms, and that makes everything all right.

Re:I'm a dirty traitor... (1)

insanecarbonbasedlif (623558) | more than 10 years ago | (#7748797)

But, I've got pale rouge pachyderms, and that makes everything all right.

Good thing those aren't "pale rogue pachyderms", because there's *nothing* right about a dim herd of mad elephants.

Re:I'm a dirty traitor... (1)

loucura! (247834) | more than 10 years ago | (#7749288)

Aye, but since I'm a rebel traitor, I guess they would be pale rouge rogue pachyderms. I guess the mixists and drinkists had better watch their backs. Mwuahaha!

Re:I'm a dirty traitor... (1)

spumoni_fettuccini (668603) | more than 10 years ago | (#7749790)

Just curious... so you're rebel traitor of rebel traitors? Isn't that a loop? Oh, my poor brain.

Re:I'm a dirty traitor... (1)

loucura! (247834) | more than 10 years ago | (#7749887)

Not so much that... I'm a meta rebel traitor. Since I'm betraying both sides, obviously both sides are derivative of my intellectual property. So, not only am I hedging my bets so I'm on the side that wins, but I'm going to come out ahead after the wars, as the side that wins owes me $699 to license my intellectual property. ;)

I'm confused... (1)

insanecarbonbasedlif (623558) | more than 10 years ago | (#7748777)

so, what with me being all mixed up, I'm sure it's obvious where I stand. Ooooh. And I like pie and ice cream *together* (separate as well, but together, that's a special treat).

Not my concern (1)

Otter (3800) | more than 10 years ago | (#7748784)

I carefully slice pieces of the end of a I Can't Believe It's Not Butter stick every morning, and remove the overhanging wrapper every few days. It drives me absolutely insane when my wife gouges chunks out of the end, and left to her own devices would finish the stick with the wrapper intact. I'm fortunate she puts up with me.

Meanwhile, her family sprays I Can't Believe It's Not Butter spray on toast! I'm sorry -- I try to just avert my eyes from the gouging, but that spraying -- I have to leave the room when they do that.

Re:Not my concern (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#7748819)

I'm going to come to your house, unwrap the ICBINB, gouge a huge chunk out of the middle of the stick, and re-wrap it in a shoddy fashion.

Re:Not my concern (1)

dubiousdave (618128) | more than 10 years ago | (#7754439)

Send me the address. That is a household that must be purified immediately for the good of all. I'll round up the brute squad. Oh, wait. I am the brute squad.

Coffee-fiend and beer slosh (1)

Planesdragon (210349) | more than 10 years ago | (#7748836)

Coffee fiend by choice and profession--which makes me a mixologist.

But mixed drinks strike me as overpriced leftovers from prohibition, when most of them were invented to hide the rancid taste of the bathtub gin... so I'm the other one, too.

*grin*

Re:Coffee-fiend and beer slosh (1)

spumoni_fettuccini (668603) | more than 10 years ago | (#7749806)

But mixed drinks strike me as overpriced leftovers from prohibition, when most of them were invented to hide the rancid taste of the bathtub gin
Also depends on whats left in your fridge or liquir cabinet. Mmmm, coffee good. I drink two pots before I drink two pots and then I drink two more.

You had to ask! (1)

Ethelred Unraed (32954) | more than 10 years ago | (#7748952)

I'm a peanut-butter-on-top, pie-eating purist. And damn proud of it.

Of course, my pies aren't mixed. I just stick an apple into the oven at 200 C for a while.

Cheers,

Ethelred

Moderately-alcoholled omnivore (1)

MonTemplar (174120) | more than 10 years ago | (#7748996)

Meaty? Veggie? It's all food to me! :-)

MT.

Peace in our time (1)

Keith Russell (4440) | more than 10 years ago | (#7749057)

Always this polar, bitwise, "with us or against us" mentality. It's tragic, is what it is. Why can't we all just get along?

Ok, that said:

Peanut butter down?! You sick BASTARD! Damn, you think you know somebody...

Re:Peace in our time (1)

Sensitive Claude (709959) | more than 10 years ago | (#7771865)

Always this polar, bitwise, "with us or against us" mentality. It's tragic, is what it is. Why can't we all just get along?

Those that try to polarise us are just being insensitive.

Sensitive Claude is sensitive to both Mixists and drinkists alike.

All Sensitive Claude cares about is an empty glass, otherwise he doesn't care, except that not caring is insensitive. So I care, but I'm happy if it is mixed or not. I just want some alcohol.

I'm a hippie of a mixist... (1)

Some Woman (250267) | more than 10 years ago | (#7749639)

...but with the right motivation I could be convinced to join the ranks of the beveragists.

Re:I'm a hippie of a mixist... (1)

SamTheButcher (574069) | more than 10 years ago | (#7755638)

Lemme put it to you this way, hippie, us beveragists are all about the *being*, about living in harmony. There's room enough for all of us! It's like that old Reese's peanut butter cup commercial. We've all got our chocolate in everybody else's peanut butter, and they got their peanut butter on our chocolate, you dig? We're two mints in one. It's all good. It's about the LURV. Pashernate luv, too! We can drown in our margaritas, but still enjoy the purity of beer straight from the keg. We might enjoy a cherry coke, but sometimes you just gotta have an RC, straight up.

Lurv is all around, baby.

Re:I'm a hippie of a mixist... (1)

Sensitive Claude (709959) | more than 10 years ago | (#7771844)

We've all got our chocolate in everybody else's peanut butter, and they got their peanut butter on our chocolate, you dig?

OK I can understand how you can get chocolate in the peanut butter, but if you got peanutbutter on the chocolate couldn't you just wipe it off? Unless it is melted chocolate. But who walks down the street with a scalding hot cup of melted chocolate. And then the Peanut butter isn't likely to just fly out of the jar into the cup of melted chocolate.

For that matter, who walked down the street eating straight peanut butter out of the jar? In the days we saw those commercials peanut butter was in Glass Jars. Anyone ever hold a glass jar of peanut butter? It usually gets peanut oil on it and is slippery. Oh boy peanut butter mixed with broken glass on the sidewalk. That's fun to clean up, not to mention insensitive.

It is my decision that Reeses Peanutbutter Cups are Insesnsitive!

Otherwise I am sensitive to the needs of mixists.

I'm every woman (1)

ellem (147712) | more than 10 years ago | (#7749851)

words words words

epistemological free-for-all (1)

http (589131) | more than 10 years ago | (#7750399)

Labels are usually for canned food, but...

"I am a Cartesian monist."

I'm with you 100% (1)

Pirogoeth (662083) | more than 10 years ago | (#7753668)

PB down. (Uncut, of course.)
Cake. (I have it, and I'll eat it, too!)
Mixist. (Jynnan Tonnix, please!)

You're no troll, FortCox (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#7769365)

Having cocklust doesn't make you a male model.
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