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Aye, but since I'm a rebel traitor, I guess they would be pale rouge rogue pachyderms. I guess the mixists and drinkists had better watch their backs. Mwuahaha!
Not so much that... I'm a meta rebel traitor. Since I'm betraying both sides, obviously both sides are derivative of my intellectual property. So, not only am I hedging my bets so I'm on the side that wins, but I'm going to come out ahead after the wars, as the side that wins owes me $699 to license my intellectual property.;)
so, what with me being all mixed up, I'm sure it's obvious where I stand. Ooooh. And I like pie and ice cream *together* (separate as well, but together, that's a special treat).
I carefully slice pieces of the end of a I Can't Believe It's Not Butter stick every morning, and remove the overhanging wrapper every few days. It drives me absolutely insane when my wife gouges chunks out of the end, and left to her own devices would finish the stick with the wrapper intact. I'm fortunate she puts up with me.
Meanwhile, her family sprays I Can't Believe It's Not Butter spray on toast! I'm sorry -- I try to just avert my eyes from the gouging, but that spraying -- I have to leave the room w
Send me the address. That is a household that must be purified immediately for the good of all. I'll round up the brute squad. Oh, wait. I am the brute squad.
Coffee fiend by choice and profession--which makes me a mixologist.
But mixed drinks strike me as overpriced leftovers from prohibition, when most of them were invented to hide the rancid taste of the bathtub gin... so I'm the other one, too.
But mixed drinks strike me as overpriced leftovers from prohibition, when most of them were invented to hide the rancid taste of the bathtub gin Also depends on whats left in your fridge or liquir cabinet. Mmmm, coffee good. I drink two pots before I drink two pots and then I drink two more.
Always this polar, bitwise, "with us or against us" mentality. It's tragic, is what it is. Why can't we all just get along?
Those that try to polarise us are just being insensitive.
Sensitive Claude is sensitive to both Mixists and drinkists alike.
All Sensitive Claude cares about is an empty glass, otherwise he doesn't care, except that not caring is insensitive. So I care, but I'm happy if it is mixed or not. I just want some alcohol.
We've all got our chocolate in everybody else's peanut butter, and they got their peanut butter on our chocolate, you dig?
OK I can understand how you can get chocolate in the peanut butter, but if you got peanutbutter on the chocolate couldn't you just wipe it off? Unless it is melted chocolate. But who walks down the street with a scalding hot cup of melted chocolate. And then the Peanut butter isn't likely to just fly out of the jar into the cup of melted chocolate.
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Good thing those aren't "pale rogue pachyderms", because there's *nothing* right about a dim herd of mad elephants.
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I'm confused... (Score:1)
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Meanwhile, her family sprays I Can't Believe It's Not Butter spray on toast! I'm sorry -- I try to just avert my eyes from the gouging, but that spraying -- I have to leave the room w
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Coffee-fiend and beer slosh (Score:2)
But mixed drinks strike me as overpriced leftovers from prohibition, when most of them were invented to hide the rancid taste of the bathtub gin... so I'm the other one, too.
*grin*
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Also depends on whats left in your fridge or liquir cabinet. Mmmm, coffee good. I drink two pots before I drink two pots and then I drink two more.
You had to ask! (Score:2)
Of course, my pies aren't mixed. I just stick an apple into the oven at 200 C for a while.
Cheers,
Ethelred
Moderately-alcoholled omnivore (Score:2)
MT.
Peace in our time (Score:2)
Always this polar, bitwise, "with us or against us" mentality. It's tragic, is what it is. Why can't we all just get along?
Ok, that said:
Peanut butter down?! You sick BASTARD! Damn, you think you know somebody...
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Those that try to polarise us are just being insensitive.
Sensitive Claude is sensitive to both Mixists and drinkists alike.
All Sensitive Claude cares about is an empty glass, otherwise he doesn't care, except that not caring is insensitive. So I care, but I'm happy if it is mixed or not. I just want some alcohol.
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OK I can understand how you can get chocolate in the peanut butter, but if you got peanutbutter on the chocolate couldn't you just wipe it off? Unless it is melted chocolate. But who walks down the street with a scalding hot cup of melted chocolate. And then the Peanut butter isn't likely to just fly out of the jar into the cup of melted chocolate.
For that matter, who walked down th
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"I am a Cartesian monist."
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Cake. (I have it, and I'll eat it, too!)
Mixist. (Jynnan Tonnix, please!)