annielaurie's Journal: Evening Prayer

Now I lay me down to sleep
A Bayesian filter at my feet.
Drive away the Paris flicks
And likewise all the great stock picks.
Let angels guard me from The Bat!
Let bogus Ebays all fall flat.
From virii keep me clean and pure,
Let me not Banned CD's endure!
O smite the Patch Folk with thy wroth
And let their penii all fall off.
Defend me from the diett pills
And other remedies for my ills.
Expose to view the Visa fakers,
Likewise the dubious Ponzi takers.
Bless all the dear Nigerian folk
With knowledge that they are now a joke.
Let no one Base64 encode
Or sneaky web bugs in HTML load.
From the evil worm, guard me forsooth.
Let all my envelopes tell the truth.

Keep my server free from porn.
Let friendly e-mails greet my morn.