James A. C. Joyce's Journal: CowboyNeal Is Fuglier Than Ever

I think we have a new candidate for a Goatse replacement.

Is it just me,

[bj8rn]

or is CNL a Scotsman?

In no way can this picture be a match to the catharctic ugliness of the goatse-guy's rectum. I accidentally clicked on a (well-disguised) goatse link one day, and the sheer ugliness of the picture blinded me for a moment. Everything went completely white. Oh well, at least I didn't throw up as some have ;7 Makes me think, maybe someone (I just don't have the motivation) should start a cult of goatse.cx and claim that by meditating on this picture, you can attain transcendental enlighte

The Church of Transcendental Beauty

[bj8rn]

Many omens have been seen and dark ages are coming. The Golden Years are long past and ugliness is rearing its head once again. But fear ye not, instead be ready for salvation!

I. There once was a man who went by the name of John Smith. His parents never let him out of his room, and because of this he knew not of beauty, or the lack thereof. He lived a happy life, until one day he stepped out of his door and saw an Ugly person [catb.org].

II. From that point on, he never found peace again. He sat behind his computer