Serial Troller's Journal: So what!!!

So what if ZLIB IS A GAPING SECURITY HOLE? It's open source so everyone can see it! So what if OPENSSH HAS A TINY LITTLE OFF-BY-1 which any local user could ROOT YOUR BOX WITH? It's open source so everyone can see it! Again, I ask you, big deal if PHP HAS A HUGE HOLE IN THE FILE-UPLOAD CODE? It's open source so everyone can see it! So what if SNMP HAS A GAPING, GOATSE.CX-LIKE SECURITY EXPLOITS?! It's open source so everyone can see it! Again, I ask you -- SO FUCKING WHAT!!!

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