raider_red's Journal: Weapons of Mass Distraction

They finally found a WMD! Unfortunately for the CIA, the military, and the President, it was found in Bill Frist's office. You'd think by now though, that if there really was an evil conspiracy by Bush/Rove/Cheney/whoever, that they'd have just planted some WMDs in Iraq.

It looks as though Kerry is going to tie up the Democratic Party nomination in the next few weeks. I'm expecting Lieberman to drop out after today's primaries, and Howard Dean to suffer a major nervous breakdown by the end of the month. This will leave us with the extremely difficult choice of electing the Yale alum. from the Skull and Bones Society, or re-electing the other Yale alum. from the Skull and Bones Society. If nothing else, it'll be a great year for the conspiracy nuts.