chris-johnson's Journal: Samuel's Caml

There once was a man named Samuel
At programming he was like an animal
He liked to code Scheme
It was kind of like a dream
Until the day Samuel met Caml

You must feel sorry for poor Samuel
In his classes he wasn't allowed to write Caml
He was forced to write C
But he did so without glee
Oh how Samuel wished he could use Caml

All his friends were using Java
(Which is kind of like eating lava)
Because it was like a wannabe C++
And what did it ever do for us?
Oh poor Samuel, he so wanted to use Caml

At last Sam took a languages course
Which of inspiration it was a great source
Because there they were more open minded
And liked languages statically binded
Now Sam could write in Caml, and did so without remorse