Frater 219's Journal: Rainy Day Lawyers #12 and #35

Well, they'll sue you just to pump and dump their stocks
And they'll sue you when you're hackin' on your box
And they'll sue you for a secret they don't got
And their filings all were written high on pot
                But I would not feel so all alone
                Everybody must get SCOed.

They'll sue you when you claim your copyrights
And they'll sue you 'cause they just like startin' fights
And they'll sue you when you're recompilin' code
And they'll sue you when you tell 'em all to FOAD
                And I would not feel so all alone
                Everybody must get SCOed.

They'll sue you with their lawyer David Boise [1]
And they'll sue you in Utah and in New Joisey
And they'll sue you just for picking up the phone
And they'll sue you over stuff that they don't own
                And so I would not feel so all alone
                Everybody must get SCOed.

They'll sue you over standard header files
And their CEO's got sixteen smarmy smiles
They'll sue you for a contract with Novell
And they'll sue you when you tell 'em "go to hell"
                But I would not feel so all alone
                Everybody must get SCOed.

They'll sue you over errno and ls
They'll sue you for just anything, I guess!
And they'll sue you 'cause their business plan's no good
And they'd sue us all together if they could!
                So I would not feel so all alone
                Everybody must get SCOed.

[1] If the urinalists can't spell "Boies" right, why should I?

WOO!

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yay.