The Cydonian's Journal: SCO Does Yoga (tm).

A patent war is hotting up in California.

The copyright, Reinbolt points out, prohibits others from not just copying the sequence of asanas, but also from creating 'derivative' works of the sequence, he adds.

Other sources as well.

sheeesh

[tuxette]

Next up, having to pay a fee every time I do bench presses, squats, or deadlifts according to patented techniques - techniques that have existed for ages and that most people can figure out on their own.

Ahh!

[metlin]

I know what am gonna patent next!

We shall start with the variations of the Missionary Position.

If you have any other cool positions in mind, tell me! And you shall get a share of the...err positions and the profits!

Offer ends soon!

Re:Ahh!

[The Cydonian]

Ummm, I'd rather not share those positions with you...? :-)