nurightshu's Journal: Now I will use the power of this journal to destroy you all!

It is with a light heart indeed that I announce my intention to troll. That's right, I've spent the past six months building my karma up to fifty -- slowly, a point here and there -- only to use it for the nefarious purpose of assaulting the world with +1 trolls!

Of course, not having trolled before, I'm a little new to the subject. Any old hands at trolling that can give me good pointers? I'm not looking to crapflood (although certain crapfloods do make me laugh), nor am I looking to simply pound out "34t my nu7z, b17ch3z!" I want to write good trolls: quality trolls that instantly slam their way to (5, Insightful) until the mods wise up and go, "What the fuck?" Holding out until metamod would be even better. So, any words of wisdom?