Journal The Cydonian's Journal: Geek Humour, Hyderabadi ishtyle! 4
#include<STD ISD.h>
#include<college.h>
#define MAAL beautiful_lady
main()
{
goto college;
scanf("100%",&ladies);
if(lady = = MAAL)
sugar++;
while( !reply )
{
printf("I Love U");
scanf("100%",&reply);
}
if(reply = = "GAALI")
main();// go back and repeat the process
else if(reply = = "SANDAL ")
exit(1);
else if(reply = = "I Love U")
{
lover = MAAL;
! ! ! love = (heart*)malloc(sizeof(lover));
}
goto restaurant;
restaurant:
{
food++;
sugar++;
pay->money = lover->money;
return(college);
}
if(time = = 3.00)
goto park;
park:
{
for(time=4.00;time<=5.00;time+=0.001)
kiss = kiss+1;
}
free(lover);
return(home);
}
(Posting here more as proof-of-concept rather than its intrinsic humour value Although, I suppose, it is funny its own corny way)
(Yes, non-Indians, the infamous In-glish in action out here)
LOL (Score:2)
-dexterpexter
Re:LOL (Score:2)
LOL! (Score:1)
Re:LOL! (Score:2)