Ralph Malph Alpha's Journal: I AM THE WEINER

  I WEIN.

See, I started trolling cyborg_monkey last tUesday, unprovoked and just because I hate his gutz down to the core of my soul. No logical reason behind it, just looked at his user info, picked a post, and replied to it.... It's nothing personal, but if some day he ended up dead on my doorstep it would be all of two seconds before I kicked his limp, decomposing body off my porch and got back to sipping me morning tea GUVNAH. Left your AIDS-infected bloodstains on me morning newspaper? Well then, I guess it's decapitation by butterknife for you rigid little corpse then, sir.

But this raises the question, is it acceptable troll behavior to troll you fellow brother trolls? After all these are trollz like you and me, they would troll you too if they had the chance. But should you ask permission first? Should there be a distinction between harassing newbie trolls and senior trolls (with lower user #s?) I SAy THERE SHOULD BE NO STIGMA REGARDING SUCH BEHAVIOR. It's healthy, normal, and keeps us on our toes. It also weeds out the weak, and has the potential to build troll morale and toughen ones own troll skin against insultz and other attackz.

It may be a while before I troll another troll, just because I have been extreamly busy at work recently, and I'm finding hella good shit to bid on on ebay recently too. if somebody is reading this and would like to be trolled, just post a reply to this, and I'll try to fit you into my hizzectic trizollin schizzedule. Or just keep you mouth shut and curl up into a fetal ball and roll back into the faggot closet that you came out of.

Oh, Im also interested in hearing of the troll-trolling experiences of fellow trollz, so go and get kracken....IF YOU THINK YOU GOT THE BALLZACK, GO TROLL SOME MO TROLLZ AND THEn TELL ME ABOUT IT, MAN.

YO, BUSTERZ! CATCH YO BREATH AND KISS ME BUM GOOD NIGHT. Yeah, now you need a tic tac huh.