Ralph Malph Alpha's Journal: Analysis of a deteriorating troll legacy

Yo yo yo yo mah niggrahs, I be feelin righteous to-day, BO-YEEEE.

Last Tuesday, I started trolling the nig who recently inherited the cyborg_monkey account, and now hes attempting to retaliate. Giving up and begging to be left alone didn't work for him because of my superior troll Wang, so next he fell back on boring, uncreative profanities unworthy of typing into a real troll's keyboard. He then attempted to form alliances by appealing to other trolls, which ended up in dismal failure. Next step was to try and give up again, but the date rape wasn't over yet, as my cum was still boiling in my balls, not his ass. Since he was clearly hemorrhaging, now he's replying to my posts as AC, c_m, and various other inherited troll accounts, all in the same boring posting style, all using the same cliches....proof positive of massively arrested mental development, true exhibitions of the severe limitations in his creative and vocabular savvy.

In other words, this non-talented fake c_m is dying at my hands, so he creates his own friends to apply the defibrillator every once in a while. While in the right hands breaking out the multiple personality disorder can be an extreamly effective strategy, in the hands of pseudo c_m, it is embarassing and amusing at the same time. Quite erotic and flattering!

It's oh so satisfying to see the fruits of my labor grow day by day. Keep it going, pseudo_cybonkey! Let's fill every slashdot story with what passes as your best, it will have to be good enough!

Love ya lotz! -"MOUTH"