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To A Crapflooding Liar

smitty_one_each (243267) writes | about 7 months ago

User Journal 6

Fremdschämen is a German word
Suitable for when you see
Someone cover himself in turd
And trundle on all merrily

At first you think him unaware
He's covered himself in filth
You try hygienic ideas to share
But it starts to look like stealth

For his crap-splattered ideas go
From this sewer to that
With only moral inversion to show
Under his fecal hatFremdschÃmen is a German word
Suitable for when you see
Someone cover himself in turd
And trundle on all merrily

At first you think him unaware
He's covered himself in filth
You try hygienic ideas to share
But it starts to look like stealth

For his crap-splattered ideas go
From this sewer to that
With only moral inversion to show
Under his fecal hat

And then you wonder if at last
This scatalogical glee
Is only someone having a cowpie blast
As the service is so free

It thus seems best to point & laugh
At this moronic git
His Biden-esque mind is born to gaff
And that's just how the bulls hit.
--CLS, 01Mar2014

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You forgot something (1)

damn_registrars (1103043) | about 7 months ago | (#46379381)

BURMA SHAVE

Re:You forgot something (1)

smitty_one_each (243267) | about 7 months ago | (#46379443)

Stay gorgeous, love.

Hey! Did you know? (1)

fustakrakich (1673220) | about 7 months ago | (#46379569)

Fremdschämen is also a German word!

Re:Hey! Did you know? (1)

smitty_one_each (243267) | about 7 months ago | (#46380469)

Hilariously, when you go to the JE list, you see 'ä'.
Sweet, sweet /. bugs.

OMG (1)

Zontar The Mindless (9002) | about 7 months ago | (#46380007)

Smitty is a Windows user.

Re:OMG (1)

smitty_one_each (243267) | about 7 months ago | (#46380477)

This JE was composed and submitted on a MacBook Pro.
Admittedly, this gadget spent most of 2011 in Afghanistan, so the bug could be PTSD.
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