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Journal by FortKnox on Thursday April 01, 2004 @03:12PM

In kingsofchaos, I got the following message from "OverLordStriker":

Can you tell your officer PirogoethX to stop bothering our members please,
Greets,
OverlordStriker

And my reply:
Excuse me? Perhaps you can tell me the point of the game? If you don't like getting attacked, don't play. Its as simple as that. I get attacked practically every 3-4 hours. But you don't hear me complaining about it. Plus I don't really control the guy, anyway.

Now, Pirogoeth, give us some links to his members so we can join in the attack fun (especially the newbies). Slashdot KoC... its time to harass and annoy someone to death! And I got almost 2,000 attack turns ;-)

Of course, OverlordStriker's commander is Lord Striker who is sitting pretty at rank #1 and a Hand Of God.... but would he waste attack turns on people annoying his underlings? Hell no! :-D

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Eh? (Score:2)

by bethanie ( 675210 ) * writes:

Sounds like he might just be baiting you, FK. Watch out for a possible trap.

Either that or bitchslap the guy into oblivion, baby!

....Bethanie....
heh, he must really be after you (Score:2)

by Abm0raz ( 668337 ) writes:

He sent me an offer to join his clan and leave you as my officer. Of course I'd have to restart (he said so himself) but I'd be built up again so fast from his "Clan's click network" that it wouldn't matter. I politely sent him a reply back to "Go **** yourself."

-Ab

ps. FK, hop on IM sometime today. I have something you may be intersted in.
- Re:heh, he must really be after you (Score:2)
  
  by FortKnox ( 169099 ) writes:
  
  can't get onto AIM until late late tonight (work won't let me on aim, and I'm getting a 'surprise visit' from my mom and sister tonight, so I have to clean as soon as I get home). You could always email joshmarotti _at_ yahoo to get ahold of me, though. I check it regularly at work.
  - Re:heh, he must really be after you (Score:2)
    
    by Abm0raz ( 668337 ) writes:
    
    sent to your yahoo email ... though I'd really suggest getting one of those google gigabyte emails (would it be called an e-giggle?)
    
    -Ab
I'm sure I can help! (Score:2)

by turg ( 19864 ) * writes:

In your very first KoC JE, I used your link to sign up and I haven't logged in again since. Based on the JE's I've read I assume I've been beaten to a pulp by now?
- Re:I'm sure I can help! (Score:2)
  
  by Iamthefallen ( 523816 ) writes:
  
  You'll have a billion attack turns, you can reach very high levels with some smart attacks now.
- Re:I'm sure I can help! (Score:1)
  
  by insanecarbonbasedlif ( 623558 ) writes:
  
  What's your username? I want to spy on you, see how many attack turns you've gotten, maybe steal your gold!
  - Re:I'm sure I can help! (Score:2)
    
    by turg ( 19864 ) * writes:
    
    Assuming I haven't been attacked before -- seems unlikely.
    - Re:I'm sure I can help! (Score:1)
      
      by insanecarbonbasedlif ( 623558 ) writes:
      
      You'll still have all of your attack turns...
      - Re:I'm sure I can help! (Score:2)
        
        by turg ( 19864 ) * writes:
        
        Nope. Account deleted for inactivity
        
        Re:I'm sure I can help! (Score:2)
        
        by John Harrison ( 223649 ) writes:
        
        Join back up (hey, I think you should join under me this time) and then join the click network at this link:
        linky linky [techfools.com]
        You can catch up quickly using the click network.
- Re:I'm sure I can help! (Score:1)
  
  by Pirogoeth ( 662083 ) * writes:
  
  I think if you don't log in within two weeks, your account is removed.
  - Re:I'm sure I can help! (Score:2)
    
    by turg ( 19864 ) * writes:
    
    Looks like that's what's happened
Declaration of war (Score:2)

by Iamthefallen ( 523816 ) writes:

I gave another of his officers [kingsofchaos.com] a few attack turns. I assume BansheeOverlord will let OverlordStriker know...

Let's see if they try to retaliate, with virtually no defense and no gold it's not like I have anything to lose if they do :D
Har Har! (Score:1)

by Pirogoeth ( 662083 ) * writes:

I've been farming someone named tangyang for awhile. I got a message from a buddy of his asking me to knock it off. I promptly ignored him.

Later I got a message from tangyang himself:
please stop attacking me now.
you already had enough gold from me, so stop it.
i tell you, i'm in the strikerclan, nobody wish a mass attack happen.
i give you a warning and this is last time.
I mailed him back:
Yay. So you're in the Striker Clan. Big whoop. I'm shaking in my boots? (Well, okay, I'm not actually wearing boots
- Re:Har Har! (Score:1)
  
  by insanecarbonbasedlif ( 623558 ) writes:
  
  What kind of resources do you need (that you apparently have) to get through tangyang's 167 dragonskins and a portcullis fortification?
  - Re:Har Har! (Score:1)
    
    by Pirogoeth ( 662083 ) * writes:
    
    178 Excaliburs and War Elephants...
  - Re:Har Har! (Score:2)
    
    by mekkab ( 133181 ) * writes:
    
    Tangyang has 5,353,125 defense.
    
    elephants and 100 dragons might do it... Elephants and 80 dragons won't.
    - Re:Har Har! (Score:2)
      
      by John Harrison ( 223649 ) writes:
      
      I should hit that today in offense. Let the fun begin! I will have 5.46 mil in a few hours once I get my elephants, and I already have 128 excalibers. If only I were an orc, I would already be there!
      - Re:Har Har! (Score:2)
        
        by mekkab ( 133181 ) * writes:
        
        I think I got elephants too soon. I must have mis-read the damn spreadsheet. I'm not swinging like I used to. This is a sad time to be an orc in my camp.
        
        Re:Har Har! (Score:2)
        
        by John Harrison ( 223649 ) writes:
        
        Did I send you the newest version? A certain orc pointed out to me that some of the formulas were a bit off. I'll send you the latest. Also, if you have wasted money based on my inability to correctly interpret what they meant by +33%, I hope that my posting of the striker clan link more than makes up for any wasting of money that you have done on my account.
        
        Re:Har Har! (Score:2)
        
        by mekkab ( 133181 ) * writes:
        
        oh absolutely! Actually, I think I may have confused your spreadsheet with another's spreadsheet; I may have taken their word for it as opposed to yours.
        
        Re:Har Har! (Score:2)
        
        by John Harrison ( 223649 ) writes:
        
        Sloppy got the formulas right. I was a bit off. The version I just sent you uses Sloppy's method and is dead on for trained humans. I also use it to estimate enemy defenses when I don't get the defensive action when spying. Just put in the number of dragonskins and then upgrade until upgrading isn't economical. Works pretty well.
        Mine currently has some strange fields that are suited to my all-out offense strategy. Even so the numbers for defense are accurate now. Basically I keep buying Mithril arm
- Re:Har Har! (Score:2)
  
  by daoine ( 123140 ) * writes:
  
  All my farms turned into dead accounts...
  Tragic, actually, 'cause now I have to try to find new farms.
- Re:Har Har! (Score:1)
  
  by FortKnox ( 169099 ) writes:
  
  Just got a message saying everything is worked out... to hell with that... tangyang's link so we can all join in the fun??
  - Re:Har Har! (Score:1)
    
    by Pirogoeth ( 662083 ) * writes:
    
    What's this, a farming co-op? :)
    
    tangyang [kingsofchaos.com]
    
    Knock yourself out!
    
    BTW, 4 days ago, my spies reported his DA as 4,361,625.
    - tagyang defense update: (Score:2)
      
      by mekkab ( 133181 ) * writes:
      
      5,353,125
      
      I just cashed some dragons for elephants (?) so I'm actually tapped out and not swinging what I should (low 4 mil!)
- Re:Har Har! (Score:1)
  
  by Sloppy ( 14984 ) * writes:
  
  Come to think of it, I'll probably take yours anyway, as I usually do with people who write me begging for mercy.
  I like your attitude, Human. Do you have any Orc ancestry?
  -- Aramchek the Orc [kingsofchaos.com]
- Re:Har Har! (Score:1)
  
  by baldass_newbie ( 136609 ) writes:
  
  I am definitely working to make my army smaller. I've been doing it kind of in passing, but that small amount he took really got me to focus.
  I've got pretty good hit strength, so now I can build up some attacks and go crazy.
  
  I just get too excite sometimes and start attacking.
Late to the party.. (Score:1)

by mike_mgo ( 589966 ) writes:

but would you mind adding me to your list, thanks
Jersey_Mike [kingsofchaos.com]
I've actually been saving these up... (Score:1)

by Pirogoeth ( 662083 ) * writes:

...right here [tinyurl.com]...
Hmmm (Score:1)

by baldass_newbie ( 136609 ) writes:

Tonight I'll look for someone to nail.
If we all attack Overlord together, we can cause some damage but it will have to be coordinated. ;-)
What's Overlord's Defense? (Score:2)

by mekkab ( 133181 ) * writes:

he's got an okay sized army (3x mine, but I'm trying to lose weight) and TRENCHES?! But my spies can't get anything on him.

Lord Intron is weak at 700k defense, and Banshee is at 247k, Up_the_gas is at 556k, smoky death has 22k, OverlordStrikerOfficer has 20k.
- Re:What's Overlord's Defense? (Score:2)
  
  by FortKnox ( 169099 ) writes:
  
  He's ranked in the 200s... his O is in the 23million range, and I can't imagine what his D is, but I'm sure its megalo powerful.
  - Re:What's Overlord's Defense? (Score:2)
    
    by mekkab ( 133181 ) * writes:
    
    what is your O? I tried to spy you but I didn't make it through.
    - Re:What's Overlord's Defense? (Score:1)
      
      by Pirogoeth ( 662083 ) * writes:
      
      Hmm... Time to boost the ol' spy rating, as I can't get through either...
    - Re:What's Overlord's Defense? (Score:1)
      
      by FortKnox ( 169099 ) writes:
      
      I'm just under 1mil O and over 3mil D. The siege ability needs upgraded (below catapults), but my fortification is uberhigh.
      
      Oh, and I have about 150 spies at like level 7 or 8, so I'm almost maxed out for full spy protection.
- OverlordStriker's Defense (Score:1)
  
  by Sloppy ( 14984 ) * writes:
  
  Seeing as how begging for mercy (a sign of weakness) excites my orcist instincts, I felt compelled to tickle OverlordStriker's perimeter. My attack was unsuccessful.
  Based on his 220 armed defenders and the damage ratio from my attack, I estimate his defense is approximately 8.5 million.
  -- Aramchek the Orc [kingsofchaos.com]
  - Re:OverlordStriker's Defense (Score:2)
    
    by mekkab ( 133181 ) * writes:
    
    Thanks for taking one for the team.
    
    Though thats double my current attack. But thats still not amazingly high.
    - Re:OverlordStriker's Defense -- it won't be enough (Score:1)
      
      by Sloppy ( 14984 ) * writes:
      
      But thats still not amazingly high.
      Yep, if he slacks off like FK instead of continuing to raise the bar, we'll eventually punch through. Then we'll run wild through his camp, loot all the goods, ravish the women, kill the eldery/crippled/useless, and enslave the young. We'll break into his armory and learn the secret of his steel and incorporate it into our warblades. His gold and gems will run between our fingers like mountain spring water, frozen in time. We'll empty his ale kegs in riotous revelry,
      - Re:OverlordStriker's Defense -- it won't be enough (Score:2)
        
        by mekkab ( 133181 ) * writes:
        
        ahhhh, reading your eloquent prose has saddened me. I have only a handful of action points, but oh how I crave the slaughter! The mayhem! the chaos! the venison! the burnination!
  - Re:OverlordStriker's Defense (Score:1)
    
    by Pirogoeth ( 662083 ) * writes:
    
    How much damage did his defense do? I might actually be able to get through...
    - Re:OverlordStriker's Defense (Score:1)
      
      by Sloppy ( 14984 ) * writes:
      
      He did 5,988,039 damage.
A Better Spreadsheet (Score:1)

by Pirogoeth ( 662083 ) * writes:

I've been using this [geocities.com] lately.

Besides showing you optimal fortifications, you can also plug in partial data you get from your spies and it will try to decide if you can successfully hit your target or not. Pretty nice.
- Re:A Better Spreadsheet (Score:1)
  
  by insanecarbonbasedlif ( 623558 ) writes:
  
  Good stuff. But it thinks I upgraded too quickly on my fortification and seige technology. I know that I didn't jump the gun because it would have cost me more to buy weapons to get the increase that I did than it cost me to upgrade. But it's still a very interesting tool.
Spying anyone? (Score:1)

by Pirogoeth ( 662083 ) * writes:

Anyone with a high covert action (higher that 125,000) able to spy on this ray of sunshine [kingsofchaos.com]?
Dammit (Score:1)

by The Third Goat ( 757358 ) writes:

Why do I read things like this just after I spent all my attack turns?
Anyway, if you want to annoy someone without spending a lot of attack turns, attack them several times with 1 turn each. I've noticed that there don't seem to be any fewer fatalities with one attack turn than with 15. Fun for the whole family. (Of course it helps if you're svelte little Offensive player like myself)
- Re:Dammit (Score:2)
  
  by John Harrison ( 223649 ) writes:
  
  You are correct. The way to really annoy someone is to have all of use attack 5 times with only 1 turn. They will lose lots of soldiers. Of course we have to pay to repair weapons, but it might be worth it in some cases.
Important! Join Striker Clan without quitting! (Score:2)

by John Harrison ( 223649 ) writes:

First of all, FK, you are welcome for singlehandedly increasing your number of troops by 50% in the last few days. How did I do it? After getting an offer to delete my character and join Striker Clan I befriended someone who has found a way to sneak in. Oddly this happened because I stopped farming someone after he asked nicely.
http://www.techfools.com/clanrecruiter/join.asp?r i d=09654-124516 [techfools.com]
That is the link to join. They have a clickmaster page that gives you links to click on. Even better they

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tagyang defense update: (Score:2)

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Late to the party.. (Score:1)

I've actually been saving these up... (Score:1)

Hmmm (Score:1)

What's Overlord's Defense? (Score:2)

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A Better Spreadsheet (Score:1)

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Spying anyone? (Score:1)

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