Journal Ralph Malph Alpha's Journal: sliggity-slash diggity-dot 1
siggity-sucks more than you could possibly i-migitty-magine. I got modded up 6 times to a +5, how the hell did that happen....oh yeah, i made fun of mexicans, that's how. Yeah, where's Jose Juarez's warez? ON THE JUERLD JUIDE JUEB, THAT'S JUERE. And now slashdot messaging doesn't want to tell me when i'm being modded up or down, and when people are replying to me, and some messages are disappearing, not expiring after 31 days, just disappearing from one or two days ago and shit....and there are people who want me to pay for this.
I'm posting at zero for godsake, same as like a damn AC. Wheres my freaken safety zone?
Well shit could be worse, I could be a faker pretending to be a certain dead troll, listening to linkin park and dreaming of my junior high after-prom party by myself with my lubed fist and a stained photo of a raw deboned chicken in my dad's bathroom. AND I'M ABOUT TO BREAK. cyborg_faggots.
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