Journal FortKnox's Journal: The Grossest Poll Ever 29
Sorry to steal a page from Em, but I'll do my own poll. Please keep in mind that this poll includes potty talk, so if you are easily offended or have a weak stomach, go ahead and ignore this poll. Otherwise:
You have 3 choices, no other (the 3rd choice is the cop out).
If you had to choose one, which would it be:
A.) You have miserabe digestive cramps (like keeps you up all night in agony) 2 or so times a week with the nastiness that entails (eg: going to the bathroom).
B.) You have a remedy to A.), but causes almost constant bad gas (ie - there is a green cloud around your cube).
C.) This is too gross, and I ignored your warning and voted anyway cause I need to feel included. :-P
Which would you choose?
You have 3 choices, no other (the 3rd choice is the cop out).
If you had to choose one, which would it be:
A.) You have miserabe digestive cramps (like keeps you up all night in agony) 2 or so times a week with the nastiness that entails (eg: going to the bathroom).
B.) You have a remedy to A.), but causes almost constant bad gas (ie - there is a green cloud around your cube).
C.) This is too gross, and I ignored your warning and voted anyway cause I need to feel included.
Which would you choose?
I choose B (Score:2)
Re:I choose B (Score:2)
B all the way (Score:1)
Would you?
yeah, what Em said! (Score:2)
B (Score:1)
Re: B (Score:2)
I'll have to remember that one
Re: B (Score:2)
Re: B (Score:1)
B) Gimme gas (Score:2)
Re: (Score:2)
Re:The book. (Score:2)
Stupid gas causing fiber... bleh.
Re:The book. (Score:2)
Re: (Score:2)
Re:The book. (Score:2)
I think the book's pretty convincing but when it comes right down to it, the thing that makes you change your behaviour is not a good scientific explanation (which the book does provide) but deciding that the pain caused by the old course of action is greater than the pain caused by the new course of action. So you sorta have to be "desperate enough" to try this (i.e. even if you decide it's not for you now, if the pain of you
Re:The book. (Score:2)
Most people don't get enough fiber in their diet, unfortunatly if you are getting enough fiber you are going to be much more gassy than someone e
Yes, and water. (Score:1)
From 2001 until last year, I was quite dilligent about drinking water instead of soda. Sure, I had a soda every couple weeks, but I said dilligent, not fanatical. I felt great! As someone who never had a weight problem before, my sudden shift from warehouses to a desk job had me gaining. I lost around 15 pounds without making any other changes to my diet, habits, or lifestyle. At first, it was work, but after a while, the water began to taste good, and I didn't crave/miss the oth
Re:Yes, and water. (Score:2)
And FK, I'd choose B if I had to.
Re: (Score:2)
Re:Yes, and water. (Score:1)
Hell, I dunno any French.
but you're not having employment issues and work from your house.
That's actually WHY I work from my house; the same company laid me off 2x in 2 years. ;) Well not quite, but it's an uninteresing story.
And while I learned April 15th that there are some benefits to working from home, aside from setting one's own hours and being the boss, etc, if I find another admin job in COS, I'll seriously consider it.
BTW, bring her to Elitch's on Sunday, and I'll
Re:Yes, and water. (Score:2)
Ah yes, this is my problem, I really have to remind myself to drink water. Not that I'm drinking soda (icky corn syrup filled crap), coffee is my daytime poison of choice. No, I have no plans to give it up any time soon, acid reflux be damned (the coffee will go only after I switch to a low-carb, low-fat, low-sodium, vegan diet).
In any case I've noticed when I'm drinking enough water I tend to have less problems with acid reflux, gas, eat less, and otherwise feel better.
What kind of a poll is this? (Score:1)
Besides, the isn't that gross.
If option B would have been something like "You have a remedy to A.), but you have to eat babies weekly," then it would have been pretty gross.
Re:What kind of a poll is this? (Score:1)
I feel redeemed!
People complain about other people's polls too!
Not just mine.
YES!
The day (as usual) remains mine!*
*if that's ok with you, Wheany
Re:What kind of a poll is this? (Score:1)
FK, how bored were you to come up with this shit?
I'd choose B (Score:2)
End-User: My printer wont w -- [crinkled face] -- er, never mind, I'll go ask Mike.
Me: bwahahahahahahahaha
Re:I'd choose B (Score:1)
B (Score:2)
B+ (Score:2)
B) (Score:2)
Re:B) (Score:2)