annielaurie's Journal: Quickie Entry: My E-mail of the Week

I'm just tickled to death by a Cialis spam whose subject line reads:

EXPERIENCE PUBERTY AGAIN . . .

This conjures up so many semi-unpleasant associations that I have to wonder what the spammer was thinking. (If indeed he was thinking...)

My other nominee is:

KNOCK DOWN BRICK WALLS WITH YOUR PENIS

Sorry, guys. That just sounds too painful to contemplate.

Anne

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[LPetrazickis]

It took me years to master my art of Penis Fu, and now the bloody snake oil sellers have come out with something that lets any non-castrated male to do what I do. There ain't no justice.:)

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[loucura!]

Pshaw, your Penis-Fu is no match for my Testosteroni.

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[LPetrazickis]

I fry and eat your delicious Testosteroni. No food is a match for my mighty Fu.:)

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[loucura!]

[Badly Synched Dubbing]
Haha! You have fallen for one of the great blunders, best known of which is never get involved in a land war in Asia... but only slightly less known is never get in a land war in Asia! You will tremble at the might of my Tae Wang Do

[/Bad Dubbing]

Sorry to crash your party Mrs. Anne.

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[LPetrazickis]

Ah, but it is you who is the fool and I who is the genius, little grasshopper. My horde of Tuna of War will destroy you. Fight on, my wee fishes. Finish the interloper! You have the power.

When all the fish of the world stand together, there is nothing that can withstand their AWESOME POWAH. Strike, Fishes International 424, strike!;)

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[loucura!]

Ah, but your Tuna War Horde cannot stand against the might of my Famished Kitty Brigade! Cower in fear as my minions fly through your Tuna War Horde like scythes, cutting down your army and eating their tasty-tasty-tuna-flesh.

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[annielaurie]

Fight on!

(Passive/aggressive here...)

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[loucura!]

<Salutes />

Yes, ma'am!