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Journal HomelessInLaJolla's Journal: 140330 (La Jolla, CA, 92037, war v8.002)

War in La Jolla, eighth year, second entry

Today's scripture. Laetare Sunday. If you practice high religious Latin then "laetare" is usually for Maria.

First reading. Samuel recruits David to sign the phaeries into hell. Laetare Sunday, you sign the phaeries into hell, you keep up their drink supply. Ritz closets were not always for collections; they began for safekeeping. Nowadays remote control hell on wheels. What are we topping these carrots for, anyway (Isaac's time). You will never make fast, we're trying to get enough debt to share one of the temple models. The phaeries didn't like the carrot topping, and that caused the problems. Saul wouldn't sign them into hell, they're flippin' rich, and they'll pay you for that wine flagon. Samuel had the bread box delivery, no need for wine flagons or carrot sticks. All of Jesse's sons may go along with the seven sons around Eleazar's time--switching from the carrot stick to the green eggs (and later, dead reanimated green eggs avec ham). Days are coming when nobody will work; another age of the world, nobody will flip inside out and procreate, eunuch-man will be all you have to play with. Days are comin', says the Lord, when you will look at those mountains and say "Fall on us" because you're mounted way too high on that to be real--top tits are the call sign of the eunuch. Isn't that the one that sat begging? Don't be him, they'll take you inside and eunuch you. What are we topping these carrots for anyway? We're trying to get Seth back (like all working together to afford a massive mission for the good of the world). Trying to get Seth back into what? Abel (after Cain slugs his nose down, Eve runs up, cradles his head, screaming,"Say something my son!" and he opens his eyes with his busted down nose and says,"set-h"). Some, however, say that it only looks like him, and the man himself says,"I am" ) (I HAM). You're not Ham, you're Seth (sat begging at the footsteps of the temple). Well, it only looks like him (next paschal lamb in the history of the scripts).

Jesus sends the fellow through the pool of Siloam, the great grand glorious debt counseling waiting room where doubles are shuffled and identities mixed up. Otherwise the scene is Jesus giving tetris blocks to the eunuch (cut the tether, kick out the dog, plant a garden, go for a walk) or even giving ritz to a dog (imagine a family of dogs confirming that this is indeed their own, and then shrugging and saying "ask him for yourself"--sniff his ass for yourself).

Letter. Deeds done in darkness are a shame to even speak of. Like suckin' the dog and eatin' farm sh*t, and rapin' their kids.

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