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The Turd Report 06/13/2004

The Turd Report (527733) writes | more than 9 years ago

VA 5

This morning I saw the results of an experiment I performed. The turd was a vivid green color. It was an average size and had a slightly sweet smell to it, like burning sugar. It came out with ease and clean up was no problem. I rate this a 10, for the coolness factor.This morning I saw the results of an experiment I performed. The turd was a vivid green color. It was an average size and had a slightly sweet smell to it, like burning sugar. It came out with ease and clean up was no problem. I rate this a 10, for the coolness factor.

Harris Teeter has these vividly colored cupcakes. I surmised that if you ate several (3+) of them, it would turn your poop colors. I had noticed this before, but was uncertain if the cupcakes were the source. So, I did not eat for 24 hours before the cupcakes. I ate 6 cupcakes (vivid blue) and this was the result. If you do not see them for sale, they will make them for you.

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Another experiment... (1)

mskfisher (22425) | more than 9 years ago | (#9413991)

I've never seen anything quite that intense, but if you're going for more of a deep green, black licorice Twizzlers will do a nice dye job.

Also, I must commend you on the clarity of the toilet bowl water - did you not urinate, or are you consuming far more water than I am?

Re:Another experiment... (1)

The Turd Report (527733) | more than 9 years ago | (#9414273)

I am not too keen on the taste of licorice, so eating a bunch of it would be a chore. But, I might give it a go at some point.

I had just peed before I pooped. My urine is pretty light anyway.

Re:Another experiment... (0)

Anonymous Coward | about 10 years ago | (#9521993)

I am kinda fucked up that way. I cant pee sitting down, so I take my dump and stand up to piss.

good to see a turd report again (1)

neal n bob (531011) | about 10 years ago | (#9418745)

Let me inquire of your poop wisdom - I recently had a very unusual dump. Not sure exactly what I ate that caused it, I think it was mexican food I ate in the district.

Anyway, I had just gotten in the office, had been having an unusual number of farts that morning, and suddenly felt it coming. I literally had to run to the toilet. I just got my pants down, was about 4-6 inches above the rim, and it literally exploded out. The unusual thing was, it was both explosive diahrea AND a nice 6 inch log.

There was a lot of diahrea - because of my angle of attack above the rim, it thankfully all went in the bowl, but I painted the entire inner bowl brown. Yet floating in the water was a full 6 inch log - it shot out in an envelope of diahrea. It was an unusual log - parts of it looked almost burnt black. Never had that happen before.

That's (1)

dr_dank (472072) | about 10 years ago | (#9444300)

quite a sacrifice to make for the sake of science. How have you been feeling lately, TR?
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