Journal kevlar_rat's Journal: Simply because I follow the chicken. 1
Q: Do you have a separate business that you have incorporated
... or is this something you do just in your own name?
A. Sir, I had a vision back when I was a child that nobody else in this world could recognize but myself.
I know where Osama bin Laden is today.
I know the cure for SARS today. I know many, many things in this world that other people don't recognize and don't understand and don't know.
Simply because I follow the chicken.
That sounds stupid, it sounds unrealistic to - you think it's childish. But the national bird is the eagle. But the international bird is the chicken. The chicken will carry you down the darkest alleys of the world safely. The eagle will take you down that road by yourself to get you killed. The chicken will take you down there and sleep you in the attics of Muslims. It'll sleep you in the hotels of kings and the palaces of kings and queens. I've lived with the mayor of Djibouti, I've lived with the daughter of the advisor of the president of the Philippines. I've been to Guadalajara, I've been, if I set here, I would hate to make him have to write the places that I've been for the chickens...
COURT REPORTER: wait a minute
A - you know what I'm saying. I've been around the world six times on the back of a chicken. I...
Q. Hang on Mr Pittman, I think you're losing the court reporter with some of this stuff.
COURT REPORTER: I didn't get none of that.
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