Journal tps12's Journal: Happy Queen Victoria Day 1
To all of the UKians out there in
Queen Victoria, also known as the Virgin Queen in reference to her notorious frigidity (celebrated by the humo[u]rless English to this very day), united Europe in a grand English Empire. She began her reign of terror by having the Pope excommunicated, replacing him with herself as the first and last Popess.
She conquered much of North America, establishing the colonies of Virginia, Cuba, and Canada, where she is worshipped still.
Where would we be without Queen Vicky and her legendary prudishness? Probably wallowing in our own cultural filth, like we are now, but without the knowledge that the UK is superior to the US in every way.
Happy b-day, V! We love you!
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